SORRY ABOUT THE ROOOSE, GENTLEMEN

Greetings, fellow tiny horse recidivists! King of Beggars here with the news good!

This week on TwiGuard: The Rising; Twilight learns that her mother was actually the infamous Royal Guard known as The Big Mare! She has a protracted battle in the jungles of Zanzebraland against The Laughter and The Kindness! Then she must infiltrate an enemy encampment to retrieve Spitfire, who has been tortured by minotaurs!

I hope you enjoy the new chapter, have a great weekend, and that you'll all join me next time!

Please be excited!

Comments

[neokiva]

hard to get excited about what amounts to the plot of metal gear solid 3: snake eater.

[Magello]

3140626 Yes. That's. That's the joke.

[Posted]

who has been tortured by minotaurs!

Being forced to listen to minotaurs performing zebra karaoke is no laughing matter.

[Commander Darklight]

3140626 dafuq you on abo............

oh i just got it

really?

[Commander Darklight]

3140785 i know that quote but i cant remember the book remond me plz

[neokiva]

3140865 yep he just changed some names and characters.

[orckdorck]

The twist is that the real villains are the DEADLY POISONOUS ZANZEBRA HAMSTERS.