A month of one-shots filled with spooky chills and nonsensical thrills, all in the spirit of this ghastly holiday! Looking for serious character development and worldbuilding? We have none! Just good times for all the naughty boils and ghouls looking to get their fill on seasonal hijinks! Expect OOC ponies, murders, candy, and fun!
Week 1: The CMC are getting ready for Nightmare Night when disaster strikes!
Week 2: Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash deal with a Poe-sitively grave mistake!
Week 3: Rarity's birthday present to Sweetie Belle has a few surprising features!
Week 4: The new boy in class has a secret, and he wants to share it with Sweetie Belle... whether she wants him to or not!
Excellent cover art by Magello!
Chapters (4)
You are a twisted, twisted man.
And so am I because this was hilarious.
Oh boy, I love halloween themed stories! Totally radical!
Well nightmare night is the 22 October so yah!
In all fairness, any lawyer worth a damn would probably been able to have gotten Spike off on Justifiable Self Defense, since there was what appeared to be a clear and present danger to himself and others. It's like if you shoot someone running at you with a hatchet, if they seem about to kill you, self defense.
But, at least he's getting laid now (You know, the good kind, not the normal prison kind).
EDIT: Also, just for the hell of it...
This whole thing is utterly hilarious, but for some reason I can't explain the thing I find funniest is that we never find out what happened to Rainbow Dash and the Raven. For all we know, they are still locked in an eternal feud, with RD as the Wile E. Coyote to the Ravens Road Runner.
Spike, nooo! Sweetie'll put a dress on you and have a tea party!!!
The colt had a ghostly-pale yellow coat, a jet black mane, and a Cutie Mark of a slice of plain white bread.
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Puberty was a bitch riding into town on a pale horse, and that horse’s name was Fang Coven.
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“I like this plan,” Button Mash said. “It’s cunning. It’s a cunning plan.”
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I'm laughing so hard that I've fallen out of my chair! Combine that with how beautifully you showed that this infamous love story is actually a story of TERROR and I must say that you've done it again King of Beggars! Of course since this was a specific piece of parody you had to be a bit more heavy handed than usual but I still noted your trademark subtler references to other things which is quite appreciated. I'm glad that you took it in a different direction that the usual sort of parodies about this, and it's great that you turned it into a scary story for Halloween. I must admit that I was said when you weren't writing more shipfics as yours are always such a treat but this was so just so great, just so hilarious that I'm going to favorite it anyways even though I usually dislike this kind of thing! Thank you again for making my whole damn day! Have a bro-hoof too with my thanks! (\
You know, an easy way to solve this...Spike.
He wants to be with Rarity, right? So convince him to be the big brother in this situation and burn the sparkly little poser.
The other chapters were each charming, but the fourth was unreasonably sublime.
KoB, you don't get a fraction of the credit you rightfully deserve.
Dear god the raven bit is hilarious
Rereading this, and all I have to say is: please post it as its own story. It deserves nothing less.