If this story was Lyra Heartstrings of the Royal Guard, I could make a Double-Mint joke, but it's not · 11:43pm Sep 15th, 2015
Greetings fellow tiny horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the double-decker news!
The glorious, bloated behemoth of TwiGuard the Rising emerges from the land of winds and spirits with two new chapters! One of these is a holiday chapter that's about 3 months early, and the other isn't even about Twilight! What am I even doing!?
This week: Twilight learns that she is a clone of the mare she thought was her mother, Twilight Velvet, the legendary Big Hoss, the greatest unicorn of the 20th century. Now she must battle her evil twin, Liquid Twilight, in order to carry out the will of The Hoss and create a place for Friendships Without Borders. She will call this new land... Outer Harmony.
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy it and that you'll all join me next time!
Please be excited!
That is one way to describe it when you see a '2' on your unread chapters, click through to see what updated, scroll down and then have to scroll back up to see a double update.
Due to the banishment of mature content from comments and blogs that will be all I can say on the matter.
Looks like someone just doomed themselves. I will not rest until I have read the translnoated genius that will be Lyra Heartstrings of the Royal Guard.
(I'm not sure what that word means, but spell check suggested it, so it must be adequate to express my undying excitement)
Don't even joke, man! That's stupid enough to be awesome.
Best hash tag
After waiting ages for my favourites to update, there comes that magic day when the counter jumps from 0 to 2.
New chapters! Eeeee!
3395743 Its written by the great and amazing Shimmering Isle! Part One of five epic adventures that are making their way into Hoofstations near you! Order today!
3395703 so...have you rested yet