A Blogpost Where I get Your Hopes Up, And Dash Them Upon The Rocks · 11:51pm Sep 9th, 2018
Greetings fellow swindler horse enthusiasts! King of Beggars here with the imposterous news!
You all believed believed for a moment, upon seeing a blogpost, that this would be a new Sundowner chapter! You've fallen for my ruse! Like one of those snakes that rustles leaves to trick you into thinking it's a rattlesnake, I impotently flail about to bring you non-Sundowner Sunset Shimmer story!
It's a thing for the Orofic contest I did last year. I wasn't too terribly satisfied with what I wrote for that one, because about two weeks later I woke up in the middle of the night knowing EXACTLY how the entire second half of that story should've ended. I full expect to disappoint myself similarly with this entry. Anyway, read it here, but be warned, it carries a terrible curse, but it comes with a free frogurt.
The frogurt is also cursed.
This week: Sunset Shimmer forms a super dope biker gang with the rest of her friends, who all show up on bicycles. Can she rise the ranks of the biker underworld to strike fear in the hearts of her enemies and drive the Tartarus' Angels out of Canterlot, or will she merely end up a drug mule for the cartels, desperately trying to convince airport security that this hollowed out donkey full of heroin is her emotional support animal? Officer, I have a doctor's note! I demand Donkberto and I be allowed on this plane!
Thanks for reading! I hope you try the story, that you enjoy it, and that you'll all join me next time!
Please be excited!
given u only just released the latest chapter of sundowner a few weeks back I think it would have been insane to expect another new chapter this quickly lol
I usually hope your posts are about a new Twilight in the Royal Guard story personally.
Do I get my choice of toppings?
I was, for the briefest of moments, excited that maybe we'd get more Twilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard. Then I got sad
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Yes, the toppings contain potassium benzoate.
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that's bad.... both of those.
Oh, I missed this because I haven't been watching my feed lately. I'll go read it, even if it isn't more Sundowner.