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  • Registered: Dec 24th, 2011

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  • ELetting Your Mane Down
    Twilight Sparkle hates manecuts--but why?
    Bandy · 9.9k words  ·  578  20 · 7.9k views
  • ETwo Mares in a (Banana) Boat
    Ever wonder what would happen if you shot a banana out of a party cannon?
    Bandy · 6.2k words  ·  315  10 · 7.3k views
  • EEdited By
    Twilight, reduced to bashing her head against a table to ease the feeling of literary inadequacy over an unwritable essay, turns to Spike for some more practical advice on finishing her essay--and why she should write it in the first place.
    Bandy · 3.8k words  ·  275  8 · 4.5k views
  • EReal Pegasus Wings
    Fluttershy’s parents are concerned. Her brother is hysterical. Her neighbors are confused. But Fluttershy is insistent. She needs to find her own way into the air. The wings on her back aren't enough to make her fly. She needs something more.
    Bandy · 5.2k words  ·  135  2 · 1.5k views