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This story is a sequel to Beer and a Knife Fight 2: Celestia Discovers Iced Tea


Twilight and Celestia have endured quite a lot in the course of their relationship. Now, poised on the cusp of matrimony, a sudden revelation threatens to tear their love asunder. By the end of the day, life as they know it will end. The South will rise. The fabric of space-time will be rent asunder. Words will be said that cannot be unsaid. And one thing's for sure:

There will be beer and knife fights.

tw: epic offscreen sword fights, Southernisms, super-double secret incest, convoluted plots, more than enough mind-control, and considerable amounts of trolling.

Cover by iisaw!

"Shades of Man of Steel... before everything turned into everything." -Icy Shake

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Roblé Rotunda has the perfect thesis for his master's program. It's sure to put his name into the annals of Equestria's greatest thinkers.

He's going to prove that Princess Celestia is not omnipotent.

Cover by Kittyhawk Contrail!

Rated Worth Reading by Titanium Dragon!

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This story is a sequel to A Most Irregular Tea Party


Now that Twilight is in complete and utter love with Princess Celestia, there's nothing better to do than bring her new marefriend to Ponyville to show off to all her friends. There's no way this can go horribly wrong!

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This story is a sequel to Ye Cannot Get Ye Flask


After visiting Minuette and Moondancer in Canterlot, Twilight still had one friend left to catch up with. But she never realized just how odd Lyra Heartstrings was. Not until the conversation had begun, anyway.

"Hey, Twilight, wanna feel my hands? They're so soft!"

Written in honor of the Soft Hands Inaugural Fanfiction Contest. Reading the previous story is not necessary to understand this one. Reading the previous story may not lead to an understanding of this one.

"...genius in the way Alice in Wonderland is genius." -BlazzingInferno

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Fluttershy finds a dead nuthatch outside her home. She is a very silly pony.

Based on a true story.

Now with a reading by Illya Leonov and Miss Shellah!

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After her battle with Starlight Glimmer, Twilight Sparkle has become interested in alternate universes. Having finally perfecting a spell that will allow her to traverse the boundaries of reality without damaging her own, she sets off to discover the wonders that await her in the multiverse.

Said wonders are considerably less wonderful than she expected.

Cover art by PinkamenaScratch!

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Celestia invites Twilight over for tea and chess. Things don't quite go as planned.

Wacky Box Review!

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Wings. A title. Responsibilities. A relationship with Luna.

Twilight Sparkle has gotten used to a lot of things since becoming a princess. But there is still more out there for her to learn. Most especially in regards to her marefriend.

Originally published as "A Mere Tiff" for the January 2015 writeoff, "All In", where it placed 47th out of 93 entries. Featured by You Might Like this!

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While in Manehattan, trying to help Applejack with a problem, Twilight Sparkle runs into an old enemy. But Trixie seems to have changed for the better. She's settled down and started a fashion business. It's all Twilight could have hoped for the once ostentatious mare.

And sweet Celestia, her ass looks fantastic.

"...shot through with some quiet existential despair..." -horizon

Finished 69th out of 101 entries in the March 2015 writeoff, "The Best Medicine". Cover art by mrs1989!

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Grey walls? Check. Doors that only go in? Check. Inexplicable sewing paraphernalia? Check.

Discord's been through worse. He spent a thousand years trapped in stone. There's no way this little setback is going to get to him.

Still, it would be nice to leave sooner than later. Those walls seem awfully close. What would Twilight Sparkle do?

8th place finalist in the January 2015 writeoff, "All In". Cover art by TexasUberAlles!

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