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1. The extrasensory phenomenon of 'feeling' someone or something staring at you.

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Look at that picture. Just look at it. Do you have any idea what rollercoaster of emotions that picture put me through? And now here we are.

Applejack's an alicorn.

Also she's pink.

And we're just gonna have to live with that, I guess.

"...a blatant allegory of the Bay of Pigs..." -Pascoite

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Fillies and gentlecolts, come ONE! Come ALL! Come and witness the amazing story! Come, behold our newest damned soul! Leave the foals at home and have a night out with us. One stage, one mare, one night only. The Satin Stage Players proudly present Spoiled Milk in

THE MARCHIONESS AND THE URCHIN!


Based on the story "Pike's Purple Jewel Cake" by Ashley Johnson.

Artwork by CloudyGlow!

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This story is a sequel to Beer and a Knife Fight 3: Beer Hard With a Vengeance


It's been literal months of pure romantic bliss for Twilight Sparkle and Princess Luna.

Gee, I wonder what they're up to right now?


"One of the few stories to ever cause me actual, physical pain." -iisaw

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For centuries, nay millennia, Geralt the Witcher has stalked the desolate, rock-strewn landscapes of whatever this land is called, fighting and killing witches of all shapes and kinds. Duty and revenge are lonely roads, but he travels them in gritty, manly style.

But when a small gray horse shows up out of heckin' nowhere, will his lonely days come to an end? Tune in to find out!


A crossover with The Witcher, if that wasn't obvious. The reader need not have watched or played it to understand this story. I mean, I haven't.

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The Journal of Success. Few know it exists. Fewer still have an idea what it is.

Some say it simply copies the appropriate entries after they are written. Others say it physically replaces the writer's own journal, to take the stories of success, onto its own pages.

Whatever the case, these are some of its contents, presented as they were written. Not every success is the same size.


Chapters are not related to each other and can be approached in any order. The reader need not fear missing updates.

As this is personal writing, situations may not fully line up with canon or characters. Effort has been made, but may not always be enough. Also, that means this story will update only when I have something to write about! Not to mention, this will never truly be 'complete'. For more information, see here.

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Now that Princess Twilight Sparkle's rule of Equestria has settled into a routine, she finds she has more time for personal things, things that otherwise might have passed her by in that initial rush of learning on the job.

Things like pondering the newest statue in the Royal Canterlot Gardens.


"...bizarrely named....It’s not too unsettling, but it tries....It’s good enough..." -xTSGx

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Princess Celestia has sent her student, Twilight Sparkle, to meet five mares in Ponyville who will help set up the Summer Sun Celebration.

She just never said they'd be hot.

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This story is a sequel to The Princess's Captain


There are more characters in The Princess's Captain than just Twilight Sparkle and Tempest Shadow. This will be a repository for stories that don't feature our main pairing quite as heavily, that take place in the middle of other stories, and/or that are simply not as important to the main plot. Every one of these stories is canon, however, so the reader is advised to keep up with them! Standard warnings from The Princess's Captain apply here, as well. See below for timeline information.


Cover art by Arcane-Thunder!


Down to Brass Tacks: Twilight and Tempest are summoned to Canterlot by the Cutie Map. Takes place after chapter 8 of A Princess's Trials.

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It's stupid o'clock in the morning.

There's a batpony eating cereal in the kitchen.

Ain't no Twilight got time for that.

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