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PresentPerfect


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Art thieves? In Equestria? It's more likely than you'd think!

Once again, notorious big brain mare Rainbow Q. Dash has gotten herself into a mighty pickle, and it's up to her friends to help her unpickle herself!

You hear that? She's Pickle Rainbow!

(She's not actually Pickle Rainbow, no one says that, I don't know why I put that there.)

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The Mane Six are ready to try out a new roleplaying game system for their weekly gaming sessions.

What sort of superhero will Rarity make?

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Sweet Spinner is a freewheeling, devil-may-care kind of mare. She lives by her own rules. She does what she wants. And her latest attempt to find a place to stay for the night might just be the worst idea she ever had.

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It was a normal day in Equestria, until it wasn't.

Princess Twilight Sparkle is about to discover what happens when corporate focus groups dictate the direction of a franchise. The future is here, Boomer, and it is made of yeet.


Rated N for Noice Not Very Cash Money. Contains no G5 spoilers! Like, I didn't even get their names right! Cover art by LilPinkGhost!


"Have you ever wanted to read comedy that will make your soul crumble to dust in the BEST way possible? Do you want to witness a story on FimFiction actually use 'yeet' in it? Well, if you've been mercilessly crammed into the goat cages in my basement and are weeping for the sweet release of something more merciful than death, this is the story for you!" - Ice Star

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1. The extrasensory phenomenon of 'feeling' someone or something staring at you.

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Look at that picture. Just look at it. Do you have any idea what rollercoaster of emotions that picture put me through? And now here we are.

Applejack's an alicorn.

Also she's pink.

And we're just gonna have to live with that, I guess.

"...a blatant allegory of the Bay of Pigs..." -Pascoite

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Fillies and gentlecolts, come ONE! Come ALL! Come and witness the amazing story! Come, behold our newest damned soul! Leave the foals at home and have a night out with us. One stage, one mare, one night only. The Satin Stage Players proudly present Spoiled Milk in

THE MARCHIONESS AND THE URCHIN!


Based on the story "Pike's Purple Jewel Cake" by Ashley Johnson.

Artwork by CloudyGlow!

Dramatic reading by Lotus Moon!

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This story is a sequel to Beer and a Knife Fight 3: Beer Hard With a Vengeance


It's been literal months of pure romantic bliss for Twilight Sparkle and Princess Luna.

Gee, I wonder what they're up to right now?


"One of the few stories to ever cause me actual, physical pain." -iisaw

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For centuries, nay millennia, Geralt the Witcher has stalked the desolate, rock-strewn landscapes of whatever this land is called, fighting and killing witches of all shapes and kinds. Duty and revenge are lonely roads, but he travels them in gritty, manly style.

But when a small gray horse shows up out of heckin' nowhere, will his lonely days come to an end? Tune in to find out!


A crossover with The Witcher, if that wasn't obvious. The reader need not have watched or played it to understand this story. I mean, I haven't.

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The Journal of Success. Few know it exists. Fewer still have an idea what it is.

Some say it simply copies the appropriate entries after they are written. Others say it physically replaces the writer's own journal, to take the stories of success, onto its own pages.

Whatever the case, these are some of its contents, presented as they were written. Not every success is the same size.


Chapters are not related to each other and can be approached in any order. The reader need not fear missing updates.

As this is personal writing, situations may not fully line up with canon or characters. Effort has been made, but may not always be enough. Also, that means this story will update only when I have something to write about! Not to mention, this will never truly be 'complete'. For more information, see here.

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