Back to Blogging About How My Followers Should Properly Utilize Their Eyeballs · 7:29am Apr 11th, 2021
It's no secret that I've not been able to throw words at my follow base recently. Or certainty not anything that wasn't already pre-written months in advance. While this is tough, I'm looking forward to summer and diving back into all my languishing projects, of which there have been more than I would like to admit lately. What I have also been overdue on are a few blog posts. I have art that I have been meaning to show off, but this isn't that blog. Not quite yet. I've still been doing small amounts of editing here and there, but even before the amount of editing I did went from 'Yes, this is a thing Ice Star does' to 'Yeah his editing and capacity to handle anything more than the crushing weight of absolutely horrible things right now has slid into the VERY MUCH CANNOT section' I intended to blog about some stories. This is that blog, and in it, I no longer will kindly ask that you view things with your eyeballs. Even if it is not effective, I will be telling you about these stories that you should absolutely be sliding those fuckin' greasy-ass, weird-motherfucker sight organs all over.
Especially when said stories are free.
The first story up is pretty poggers, if I do say so myself. My friend Hellblazer has written her first story, and it is one dedicated to gamer representation. If you're looking for a short dose of angst/comfort done well and realistic queer themes, this is the most poggers selection that I may share. Sprinkled throughout are also some puns, because puns are excellent and if you disagree, your shin bones are forfeit.
Whether you're planning to skip out on G5 and continue to enjoy G4 ponyfic or are excited for it, this is worth checking out. Have you ever wanted to read comedy that will make your soul crumble to dust in the BEST way possible? Do you want to witness a story on FimFiction actually use 'yeet' in it? Well, if you've been mercilessly crammed into the goat cages in my basement and are weeping for the sweet release of something more merciful than death, this is the story for you! I promise! It made me smile! There are goofy trans jokes! Therapy may not be free, but this story is! You will have fun! That's it! You'll just have fun, no 'or else' to it!
At least, not yet.
I actually have many goat cages in my basement too, cause 200+ year old houses that campuses gobble up as housing are whack as shit. They're built-in, lined up in rows like big jail cells, and have lots of room for nifty locks. Best of all, they're suspiciously people-sized!
...Or maybe they're just intended for people who really like stacking goats in inhumane conditions?
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It takes a lot to get me to even consider touching a mature story. Thankfully, this one is a diamond in the tough of porn and gross, abusive porn on the site. It's an m-rated romance story that fans of SFW stories like myself don't have to turn away from. I edited the first two chapters, which are easily young adult rated. For those who want thoughtful insights into trans representation, Trixie being Trixie, and stellar Starlight character drama, gobble this up.
For those who want something more scandalous, I present to you a story that depicts some of the most brazen of acts. Premarital hand-holding, direct eye contact, and goofy e-rated romcom shenanigans all threaten to corrupt the youth in this story. Cadance and Shining Armor serve as fun support to two awkward bird teenagers who just want a night at the Grand Galloping Gala to go right. Like Gaymer Girls and The Sum of Her, this one is also brimming with positive messages.
For another positive story, I edited a chapter in this anthology. Like Hellblazer's story, it comes from a relatively new author on the site. Blue Book doesn't present the reader with a comedy of errors or psychological portraits dummy thicc with drama. Instead, this is a simple, fun story about Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash (in the Equestria Girls setting) going on a date and realizing that they can build a romance together. If you want to read an easy-going exploration of the common anxieties of two teenagers, this is the story for you.
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Last is a dark and sinister story from another good friend of mine (shut up and allow me some nepotism y'all), Not Enough Coffee. Unlike the one-shots that I've been featuring so far The Sum of Her being the exception) this is a multi-chapter journey. There are already two chapters available, and some of Coffee's best writing is ripe for y'all to gobble up. Graphic nightmares and trauma that blurs the sense of reality that Octavia endures as we explore her psyche. The relationship she has with Vinyl Scratch is on thin ice, and Octavia struggles against unusual, nightmarish magic alone. This story is severely underrated, and it is a perfect break from anyone tired of the legion of stories written by those who become big names in treating traumas like rape and incest as desirable, light-hearted, or fetishes. If you want more stories like this on the site, or have been struggling to find one, giving this a read is sure to suit you.
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Brb converting all the assignments I submit to my professors in the future to whatever the fuck this is
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Í̷̹̺̣͈̭̰͚̲͙̟̥̲̜̙̱ͅͅ ̸̨̧̰̟͙̞̘̭̳͇̦̫̘̳͎̝͉̻͓̜̺̜̩̳̓̽̌͝ͅḍ̷̨̧̡̨̺̥͕̯͍̼̪̘̰̟̰̱̱̪̩͉̻̭̘̪̈́͆̈̉̅̐̚͝ͅo̸̢̡̰̩̱̬̰̙͙̥̬̦͍̤̰̺̥̬̯͓̞̗̼̓̏͊͆̿̆̀́́͘̚͜͠n̵̢̨̨̧͉̗̖͇̹̹͉̯̤̭͙̻͖̘̼͆̀͝'̸̛̠̟̳̪̪̜̝̠̾̈̆͆̑̂́͆̃ṯ̷̛͖̤̺͙̟̭̙̑̈́̐̓́͑̃̆̀̿̓̈́́̀̀̌̇͋̆̓̆̂̃͌͠ ̸̨̢̢̢̢̮͙̖̖̜̳͔̣̝̞̠̣̰̫̽͑́̆͆͒̽̀͝t̷̰̖̠͓͇̔̂͐̆̃̇̓͝h̴̝̱̗͔̙͔̳̤̎į̴̪͈̬͍͇̫͍̻͕̣̳̫̖̏̃͂̔̉͋̍̓̅͋̽͆̎̿̕̕ņ̴̧̡̠͓̘̭̤̤̣̥̭̖̪̟͙̩́͗̄̾͐̐ͅk̴̘͖̠̿́͊́̈̿̆͊̌̒̉̋͊͌̊̔̚̚͝͝ ̶̨̱̣͈̳̟̗̮͈̦̦̬̮͈̰̣̮̀̂̿̈́̏͋̎͂̆͒͐̇̈̂͒̌̌̑̚̚̕͜͝͝ͅt̶̢̛̹͓͚̱͋͛͌͂͌͛̈́̑̽̊̀̓́͛̒̐̔̈̏͗͌̚͝h̸̪͉̫̲̬̬̾̆̇̈́͊́́͆̈́́i̵͕̻̬̼͚̥̹͍̽͊̉ͅs̶̛̛̞̒͋́̅̈́̎͆̀̀͑̓͛̍̌̉͌͆̕̚͠͝ ̵̢̧̪̖̲̰͖͕̳͙̠̠̥͖̫̾̀̌͒͑̑̔͛̾̿̽͛̓͘͜͠i̴̢͙̦͖͕͈̤̖̘̦̬͔͉̳͉̣̔̋̄̉̔̈́̿́͐̐̈́̔͊͑̈̋̽͜͠ś̶̢̢͓̫̠̦̠̳̜̫̟̳̥̼̥͇̰͕͎̝̥͓̺̐̾̌̏͊̾͛̈́̾͂͛̌̊̈̆͜͝ ̷̰͈͔͉̳̮͔͔̱̝̝̜̫͙͊͗̒͑̍͆͑̓͐͂̓̈́̈́͜ẇ̸̧̰̣͍̹͇̼̮̞̻̦̜̹͕͍̮̲͙̝̥͔̺̝̄̓̐͛̑̅̋̀̐̚͜͝ḩ̶͔̰̫̼̖͕̳̥͇̹̰͎͎͓͇̤̎̐̐͒̅̓̌̇̇͛̃̋͌̏̾͐́͘͝͝͝͝a̵͍̹͉̗̤̬͑̓͗̇̿̈͛͌̔͌̂̎̚t̸̡͚̝̲̘̝̭̟̿̃͗̌̉̈̈́͒̄́͋̔̉̈̀̓̾̃̈́͂̐́̃̿͝ͅ ̵̢̨̛̯̣̤̼̱̥̼̮͚̥̭̹̠̪̣̜̟͇̪̺̎̀̅͆̿̎́̒̍̂͆̋̾͜ͅỵ̴̠̰̥̰̦̲̣̪̤̭͍̰̼̝̰̟͕̰͂͒́͋͌̐̒̑̇͛͗̑̃͋̽̄̃͂̋͌͗̑͘̕̚͘͜ͅǒ̸͔͛̀͋̄u̷̗̳͒̀̊͆̓͌̀̌͆̆̽͌̓͝ ̸̗̥̭̐͑͛̈́̑̓m̵̨̡͔͕͉̹̹̝̳̈́̌͆̏͊̈́̽͛́̍̌̃̎͛̄́͗̀́̕͜͝ḙ̸̛̝̩̟͙̣̼̲̥̱͔͖̰͌̄̂̑̇̎́͌̔̀̇̾̕͜͝͝͠a̷̢͍̤̻̼̘̻̺̞̗͖̼̱̬̳̺͖̣͓͕͋̇̅͐͆ͅn̷͚̭̟̤̜̦̩̪̼͇̩̩͆̐̆̓̀̉͝͝ͅt̶̛̝͔̀̿̈́̔͗͆̀̈́̉̓̽̎͊͐̒̎̈̐̔́͘̕͜͝ ̷̬̭̤̦̩̦̬̠̣̰̝͓̟̳̖͚̤͔́̃̈́̒̾͂́̾̂̈́́̿̍̈̎̈́̊͋͗̎ͅb̸̢̭̞̜̪̳̫̫͉̽̓̏̈̓͛́̽̀̀̈͗̎̌̕͝y̶̧̨̡̨̖͔̖̜̞̘͔̱̟̝̫̝͍̞͇̲̹̺̰̲̩͒̈́̓̓̅̔̋͆͆͑͛̆̅̃̈̔͂͌̓̋̑̕͘̕͠͝ ̴͔͇̝͉̩͍̺̌͛̋͝y̴̡̨͉͕͍̯̼̮̠͕̘̭͕̰̪̯̟̬̱͉͒̑̿̀ͅȯ̷̯͙̲͙͔̳̼̰͛ȕ̷͕̣͖̤̬̟̼͇̝̙̘̩̈̃̏̐̀̋͌͘͘͠ŗ̶̗̪̘̳̖̝̝̪̜͙̆ ̴̡̡̢̧̰̳̜̝̲̣͔̱̦͙͚̹͖̘̗̮͍̠̺̂͆̍̕f̶̣͍͚͉̮̣͎̪͙̦͈̪̣̣̻̜̏̿̊̏̃̆̄̕͘͠͝ǫ̶̢̼͕̩̘̯̝̦̩̱̩̲͇̯̬̈́͗̐͛͛̔̏̀̍̃͜ͅͅl̶̖̼̺̪̀̏̍̓͂͊̈́̔̇̃̽͐̉́̍̂̈́̀́̕l̴̨̛̛̟̖̱͓̻̪̲̟̖͍̳͈̳͓͙̫̯̖͍̺̝̫̅͐́͆̌̑̿̕͝o̵̧̗̟͓͕̜̜̼͎̹̻̟̙̝̺̗̹̻͚͐̀̈̾̀͛̔̿̄̓͂̕̚͜͠͠ẅ̸̯͓͔̺́͜ͅḕ̷̡̬̠͈̠̬̻̰̤̫̱̭͉̝̦̗̜͖̥͙̰͍̈́͆̈́̎͋r̵͉͉͇̥̤̭͙̦̭̘̈́̈́̿̍͂̈̓̉̏̎͛͒̚̚̕͠͝͝ͅs̵̨̢̧̨̻̠̝̦̞̗̮̲͉͓̞̯͈̬̤̟͖̾̓͆̀͋̈́͜ͅ ̵̨͎̞̮̞͚̠̰͔͕̺̬̯̲̼͉̼͕̙̠͎̖̥̙͐̀͗̊̿̃͗̂̓͒̿̕̚̕͝͠ų̴̛͇̊͆̐͛̀̆̌̐̉̉̾̑̂͘͠͠s̵͚͕̱̏̀̈̀̄̉͛͐̇͋͐̊̐͝͝į̶̠̲̰͎̝͍̎̓̉̓̓̌͒̽n̸̺̺͊̈́͆̿́̏̍̋̽̽͝ģ̴̢͇̻̦̜͂̉̔͗͂̊̆̿̚͝ ̷̢͈̼̗͇͓̗̰̭̙̲͌͂̉̒̍͆͛̈́͋͊̎͂̑̿̑̍̾̕̕t̶̨̛̛̛̠̫͙̰͇̬̺̞͚̱͎̝̙̣̼͓̪̖͖̭͎̓̃̊́͊́̈́̌̒͗̆͛̀̋͒͂̒̀̈́̕͝͝h̴̢͍̖̞̯͇̝͕̺͎͋̑̂̉̍̀̍̕͜͝ͅe̴̱̝̗͛͆͌̐͐̕͝ͅị̵̡̛̭͚̼͇̝̟̮͙̼̲͚̳̙̤̰̞̬̝̣̺͐͋̂̈̍͐̉̄̿̾͂̀̅͆́̌̚ͅr̵̢̢̡̛̞̤͕̗͚̗̹̻̻̜̝͎͂̔͐͌̍̔͑̏̽͆̉͌͌͊̈̄̍̈́͌͗́̽̇͠ ̶̢̬͙̖̲͇͙͈̼̦͚̖̮̲̈́̔͌̋e̷̡͚̦̤̘̣̦̞̠͒̋͌̓̎͒͌̏̿̔̚͜͝ỷ̷̛̛̦̬̦̄́̓̈́͒̔̆̓̑̃̇̓̈̎̅͗̔͘͝e̵̝̺̮̥̋́͐̿̀̄̋̾̏̉̃̐̎̏́̽̌̔̔̅̓̐̂͝s̶̨̛̪͍̺̙̦̯͖̼̬̪̲̼͉̯͎͓̼͔͍͐̒̿͛͌̋̐̉̏̊̉̐̋͜ͅ
OOPS TOO MUCH ON THE SLIDER
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This is too legible bro
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I haven’t been diagnosed me with that illness yet
That "Like a G5 Too" story seems incredibly mean spirited, especially for a show that's not even out yet. Seems less like comedy and more like someone's "darn kids get off my lawn!"
Thanks for promoting my story friend! Means a lot to me!
say whut :O
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Making fun of things before we know anything about them is what I do. :B But I clearly failed to communicate the main point of the story, which is that G5 will be full of cringeworthy attempts by aging white executives to connect with "the youths" via misaimed application of half-understood memes and slang.
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I say words and publish them about why you did good!
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It’s not really like that, the story is short enough read and see.
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And how do you know that? It's not even aired yet. We have character names and a couple of screencaps, along with the most basic of synopses.
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We have staff interviews and other bits and bobbles too.
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Use your eyeballs.
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Joke's on you, only one of my eyeballs is reasonably functionable!
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Ok beholder
K this is random and has nothing to do with your blog post but I felt the deep urge to communicate this:
I JUST realized this pun now and I'm kicking myself for not recognizing it sooner
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It used to be my bio for the longest time. I’m glad it made you smile!