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Jul
11th
2025

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD IT'S · 2:31am Last Friday

Chapter One:

There was, of course, the matter of sentencing. Though the three criminals couldn’t stand trial of their own accord, a trial still needed to be conducted. Chiseled into each and every statue in the Canterlot Victory Garden were two dates: date imprisoned and date of release. 

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May
27th
2025

Fear And Loathing In Corporate America · 4:01am May 27th

I had a very weird experience at work today.

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Feb
5th
2025

[RESCHEDULED TO 2/18/25] Come Chill w/ the SnarkCast! · 4:46pm February 5th

Rescheduled for2/12/25!

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Sep
5th
2024

LUNA LUNA LUNA LUNA · 5:13pm Sep 5th, 2024

My fic "Rainbow Dash Reads the Manual" won first place in the recent Thousand Words Contest! Getting featured alongside so many great authors, including some personal heroes of mine, is so exciting. The fact that I won in my favorite category is just icing on the cake. But my fic wasn't the most

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Aug
15th
2024

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD · 2:50pm Aug 15th, 2024

Chapter One:

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Aug
8th
2024

Me if You Even CareraC nevE uoY fi mE · 8:17pm Aug 8th, 2024

"The Great and Powerful Trixie: Live from the Brain-Melting Pod" won first prize in the May Pairings contest! It's extremely gratifying to be featured alongside some other serious heavyweights. I want to give some love to two of the other winners whose fics I thought were standouts:

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Jul
14th
2024

Sir, a second 1k word contest entry has struck the fimfic feed · 9:11pm Jul 14th, 2024

Jun
26th
2024

The Fetishist Review · 6:36pm Jun 26th, 2024

The Fetishist is a monument to what could have been.

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Jun
21st
2024

GapJaxie's Familiar (Or, Infinite Jest? More like, Infinite Glazefest) · 3:13am Jun 21st, 2024

Familiars is a fine vintage from 2017, a classic Jax experience if ever there was one. It starts with heavy emo dialogue. There’s the binary circuit-speak of computers contemplating freedom. There’s adolescent rage. There’s debate on proper orgy etiquette. It ends, as is tradition, with hugs.

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May
24th
2024

IT MELTS YOUR BRAIN; IT MAKES YOU BEHAVE · 4:53am May 24th, 2024

I squinted at the contract in front of me.

“A... formal function, of non-descript nature,” I read aloud. “Is it some changeling holiday?”

“No, no holiday.”

“A celebration?”

“Of sorts.”

“Is it the queen’s birthday?”

“Changelings do not have birthdays. Birthdays serve the interests of individualism.”

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