Equestria's last night is nigh. Next evening it will be ash. Twilight slips off with but the past to bargain with. Can she buy a future?

A grown Scootaloo lies on her couch. The droning of a radio is the only sound to be heard in the run down flat.

Rainbow Dash is dead.

Twilight is rudely awakened to find herself floating towards a flying saucer. Clearly, the thing inside deserves a piece of her mind.

Dogbert’s plan is simple:
1) Assemble a garter, hair clip, and change purse.
2) Tell Canterlot it's the next big thing.
3) Profit!

With the fashion world gone mad, it falls to Rarity to make a stand for good taste.

A Dilbert crossover.

Cover Art:
Assembled by the author in Photoshop with modified vectors from:
- Anniehall: Dogbert
- ABadCookie: Rarity
- adamlhumphreys: Carousel Boutique background
- sakatagintoki117: Twilight