Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

A real lady killer.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

You say I remind you of someone? What a bizarre coincidence!

loves tiaras.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

Not a changeling.

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

Abacadooby.

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I'm many former things.

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Avid MLP fan, part-time artist and writer, full time software engineer. I've usurped this cute, underappreciated, background pony for myself! =D

Are you not entertained?

Let the voice of love take you higher

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Sky, earth, and in between / Come watch with me as our world burns

[dead account] formerly known as IceboxFroggie, now known as Murmurpunk

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

Guess whose back?!

"My age is as a lusty Winter, Frosty but Kindly..." --- William Shakespeare

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.