"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven; Want to support me?

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

Hiya, Everypony! Welcome to the Party Pony Page!

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

Token Canadian blogpony for EQD and friendly soul. EQD Pre-Reader wrangler, if you have issues with them pm me here or reply to the email.

Accept no substitutes.

Horse words - consumer of many, producer of none.

This is my quest. To follow that star! No matter how hopeless, no matter how far.

knighty is the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm Canadian!

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru

Thinking Horse Noises

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

Student, Author, and Programmer. PM for commissions, or check out my Patreon.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

okay now kiss!

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

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Hi there! I'm a writer and digital artist from Canada. This site has been awesome to me, and I plan to help give back and make great content for others!

After a long dry spell, De Writer has sort of returned. I am now writing again. Watch this space for more new tales and more chapters of the latest

The word that describes this profile is redacted. (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."

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Hey guys, what's up? I'm crazy and weird, and also funny, so get used to it, okay?