I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I'm a weeb.

Big Brother is Watching You

"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just a dude that likes dem ponies.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

☭Join the Party☭

Discord Devotee, Princess Worshipper, Mane Six Enthusiast, and somehow Sombra's Submissive.

Are you a Rebel?

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

What a beautiful Sunset.

What's my age again?

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I can attest that the characters in my story are real and it is my only hope that anyone who would like to read it can immerse themselves in their world.

You've got to believe in yourself or no one Will believe in you

Look at my profile.

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

God, I'm so sorry.

Another one bites the dust.

Heehee~

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

*jade harley voice* end my life

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

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I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

The things that cage who we are; who we're supposed to be, are the lies we tell ourselves.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

Attention all clop RPers. Me and a friend are looking for a third person to RP with! If you want to message me and I'll work something out with you. If you want a smaple of our RPs message me.