Hasbro Is Time Warner Cable. · 4:10am Jul 10th, 2015
So, in case you haven't heard, Hasbro decided to split season five and post the rest of it -- after Saturday's episode -- in fucking October.
So, in case you haven't heard, Hasbro decided to split season five and post the rest of it -- after Saturday's episode -- in fucking October.
I'm da dude with the best avatar on Fimfic. As you can see, I like Spike... a lot. I pretty much read almost every Spike fic (that's readable).
However, there are four types of Spike fics I refuse to read:
1: Spike x filly fics. Spike is way older then
the fillies. Although, I do have as lot of leeway with this rule, as long as the pairing is really unique.
2: Spike turns into a pony. Just... no.
3: Twilight/Spike mother and son relationship. This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard anyone say in this fandom.
4: Spike harems with the mane six or the CMC. I have grow really tired of them; it's the same bullshit over and over again and it gets old very quickly.
Spike fics I love.
1: When Spike is a badass.
2: When Spike is actually treated with respect and love.
3: When Spike burns Equestria to the ground due to years of neglect and abuse. Evil Spike's theme song.
I made a Skype! if you wanna add me, tell me who you are on Fimfiction. My names icyjohn183.
Be warned: I won't add you on Skype unless you fuck with Spike.
My reaction to Spike-haters, the people who have not found the true religion:
Ship Spike with every single mare, including r63 mares. [ ]
Try a molly. [ ]
Finish a story. [ ]
Become a world famous international stripper. I already have my name: Assapopoulos! [ ]
Stop being a bitch nigga and get a tattoo. [ ]
Write a story that isn't about Spike. [ ]
Stop smoking weed... Impossible. [ ]
Stop smoking Black and Mild's... again, impossible. [ ]
Play bongos on my belly. [ ]
Be the first male to win the Cincinnati annual twerkfest. [ ]
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Just writing and getting my life back on track.
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Nothing much. What about you? I see your ass in the feature box all the time.
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What you been up to, homeboy?
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I miss you, too.
Fuckin' miss ya, man.