I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

Me and my horse porn never existed.

Too much to write; too little time

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

A bit silly, pretty logical. More than a little crazy.

Stuff

I'm not Welsh.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Applejack is best pony~~

I find your lack of faith disturbing

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Just another brony with a knack for drawing and who wishes he had a knack for writing.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Just fellow looking to carve out a little bit of a spot for myself in the communit, now if only I was good at writing.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Darkness will always end up out lasting the light.

No longer derelict! Have fun trying to get a hold of me, though.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.

I think that fox boy girls are the best. That is all. See you in a few months. Oh right add me on Battlenet Willow#1213 if you wanna play Hearthstone or Heroes sometime kthxbai :3

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

Shut up. Just write.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

It's my pleasure to entertain, and my drive to continue forward. I hope I give you a good time for your share, and maybe I'll give you a laugh or two. We'll see. Keep it cool, Condemned.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Sometimes I write stories.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations