Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

[Muggonny's Alt] Yeah, and?

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

Just trying to be better.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

I write like once a year.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Thanks for Coming In! | [(Somewhat) Retired]

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

25 M | one sharky boi | Discord Server if you wanna chat | Website to find me in places

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

One way of putting my main goal in life: Ensuring I am on the devil's most wanted list and a threat to him every day.

I write Characters, not Caricatures.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland, and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and I am therefor excused from saving any universes today.~HGttG

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Myriad the ideas in eternal blossom, Meager the words ever written, such is the plight of the one Seeking

I became an enthusiastic Brony when I discovered MLP:FiM between seasons 3 & 4 via the review/analysis community. I hope you like my contributions.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

DODGING RESPONSIBILITY AT MACH 20!

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Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)

More of an artist than a writer XP Might as well give it a shot though, right?

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Just a writer from Australia