“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

I do be writing. You do be reading

Too much to write; too little time

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Exactly what it says on the tin.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Am beck

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Done.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.