I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I like big mares and big words.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

People call me The Drink | A beverage of sorts | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Small horse and noodle enthusiast

My life isn't a self insert, but it's close enough

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Anything is better than reality

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Too much to write; too little time

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

*beep* *beep* *beep* The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected. Please hang up, and try again.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

Farewell everypony. :')

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Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off no-*snooze*

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

What to do with my life now

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

I'm a longtime writer on /mlp/, looking to start converting my old greentexts into full stories. I mostly write romance and erotic fiction.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

This is fiction. But it is based...

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

What a beautiful Sunset.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Retired, but I still check in.