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Sir Hat


Done.

Aug
28th
2016

Ya know what, shit's okay. · 9:28pm Aug 28th, 2016

Things are better, hindsight gives clarity, and drama may rest dead.

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Feb
27th
2016

Back down, Character conflict with replacement. Still looking. · 8:43pm Feb 27th, 2016

Read title.
Sorry about this interruption.

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Feb
25th
2016

Voting Closed. · 12:28am Feb 25th, 2016

Winners are Headless, Not Brainless and Fetlock. Those will see the majority of my attention for right now. Fetlock will see a full gutting and ground-up rewrite, and I'll see where Headless is at.
For those of you clamoring for Ben And The Bats I may make an attempt, but... It deals with Medieval politics, which are most squarely not within my wheelhouse, so it would be very much of a challenge. I'll see for myself what I can possibly do with it.

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Feb
22nd
2016

One very quick question. · 9:29pm Feb 22nd, 2016

If you can read this, please comment or message whatever story you'd most like to see get revived. The story with the most votes will be the one I choose, and then I'll start working down the list.
Or conversely, what you'd like to see expanded or reworked.
Ben and the Bats: 12 (Warning, I might not want to do this one. ;>>)
Headless: 11
Fetlock: 4
Code Orchid: 3
Squeeze: 2

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Dec
21st
2015

[no title] · 11:01pm Dec 21st, 2015

Mike: No, fuck you, I'm not dead. Everyone assumed that I'd suddenly be shitting out chapters when I said I'd write for hat. Well, Spoilers! I'm not a fast writer. I do't just magically get an idea, put it on paper and publish it as a chapter. I also do other things. I work a full time job now, I do editing for other stories, I play the fuck out of rocket league (not fallout 4 anymore. I beat the 4 story lines and am too lazy for side quest.) I also sit and talk to a bunch of

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Nov
22nd
2015

I still check up here when I'm bored, now I need some fucking explanation. · 10:50pm Nov 22nd, 2015

How the flying Aryan nation blue eyed fuck is Fighting in popular box?

That was a small shit story back when I was active, and now-- just something's fishy in new austro-hungaria.

How dead must I become?

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Nov
18th
2015

Mike here, not dead. · 2:33am Nov 18th, 2015

Mike:: Hey, so I'm not dead, just really slow at doing anything for writing. School, work, and general life has been a bitch. Fallout also now controls my life.

(THE FUCK MIKE SERIOUSLY!?)

Also, I'm starting a new business. I need people who can manage long hours on a boat, mechanical knowledge, and the ability to swing swords and sing songs.

also, uncontrolable spasms while playing the flute would be a nice skill to have

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Nov
14th
2015

Need people for Cards Against Humanity · 11:13pm Nov 14th, 2015

LINK

That's it...I have no word on Mike's writings.

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Nov
6th
2015

Well...Mike is supposedly still writing, and I'm finally getting around to working again. · 5:27am Nov 6th, 2015

Here...happy music.

And piano man is an amputee, Glass melts bottles with his hands, and Darcy had antlers jutting out of her forehead (used to bludgeon and stab those who oppose her!)

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Oct
24th
2015

Mike is currently rotting in a shallow grave, but he said he'd be working on Orchid next. · 10:09pm Oct 24th, 2015

That's it...fuckers.

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