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"I swear. Everypony thinks I'm bad, but... I'm trying so hard to be good."
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I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
Not your average writer. A frisson above average, in fact.
Multi-year long lurker, finally decided to show up.
Pineapple Love. Beloved Mare. Follow me on Discord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah
Lyra likes Aphex Twin, a lot. Fight me.|Bands you should check out.
Y'all don't hear me, you just wanna dance | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety.
Oh, to see the land from high above, to feel the wind through my mane and feathers!
"This could be fun," I think to myself as I come up with another idea for a fic that I won't finish. Tell a heaux about prime Buck.
sup! i love the show and its charaters but you know how it be when those tingly feelings get involved. like my style? talk to me about custom stories and comissions!
I've been writing for 9 years and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
Non-native english speaker. I like writing and reading fics and I also love Twilight Sparkle a lot. Hope you like my fics 😋
I really like ponies. Also Discord, a whole bunch. ;P
I write emo romance stories about Spike, listen to music that should have died with MySpace and play a lot of Final Fantasy 14. That's about it.
Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!