Since her tenure in the human world began, Princess Celestia has encountered many concepts, sports being one of them. And when she discovers that she can make money by betting on sports teams, she thinks she's got it in the bag.

She does not.

A short (and very stupid) entry for the Crackfic Storm contest. I apologize in advance for any lost brain cells.

Zach, Equestria's resident human, is not having a great time being the only one of his species.

However, when Princess Luna interrupts his late-night sulking session, he experiences a change of heart.

This story is a sequel to Something New

Terry hadn't believed in emotional investment in a long time.

After meeting a certain pegasus while sitting in front of a fountain, he wondered if that would change. After meeting her a second time, he felt certain it would.

(Written for some good folk who requested this way back when.)

Joe Biden, or Sleepy Joe, is running for reelection. Against Donald Trump.

And so far, he's not winning.

In order to win the Senile Showdown, he's gonna have to do something wild.

Rated T for cringe use of slang.

Sunny discovers the power of Oxi Clean. Things get wild fast.

Dylan is a dedicated UPS worker. Yes, dedicated UPS workers exist.

When a box arrives at the local UPS office containing a small pony, the staff tries everything they can to deal with it until somebody picks it up.

Rated R for package gore.

Pipp Petals is sick of being hounded by humans.

One night, she meets a human named Terry who's nothing like the other ones. What exactly makes this human so different?

Kanye West interrupts Sunny's disappointing moment where she tries to restore magic with only two crystals. Kanye being Kanye ensues.

Yes, I did this. And yes, you're welcome.

Rated T because YEEZUS

While closing up at a dollar store, a human named Jay finds a pony toy sitting on one of the shelves. He decides to take it home.

He never expected it to talk to him.

After watching Izzy Moonbow sink a backwards shot in her face, while singing, Pipp Petals decides that she needs to learn how to hoop. So she does, and gets pretty good at it.

But not as good as Izzy. Of course.