An Ace Hardware employee has been promoted to manager.

Manager of an Ace Hardware store run by ponies.

Featured 9/18 - 9/20/2021!! 'Preciate y'all.

Princess Luna, after studying the dreams of a human named Dean for a decent while, finally gets to meet him face-to-face.

Cover art by Kodabomb

Celestia has been replaced by Pinkie Pie. Under suspicious circumstances.

Who's gonna stop her? Nobody. At least not for a little bit.

Written as a commission for -Pinkamena_Pie-.

This story is a sequel to Gordon Ramsay Savagely Critiques a Cupcake

After Gordon Ramsay savagely roasted Pinkie Pie, he ruined her. Now, she wants revenge. And she plans to get it in one way and one way only.

By beating his savage Scottish ass.

Still rated T because Gordon.

Featured 8/29/2021!! (Cue "Back to Back" by Drake)

Now with a reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan!

Gordon Ramsay walks into Sugarcube Corner and orders a cupcake.

Then he savagely critiques it.

What more is there to say?

Rated T because Gordon.

Featured 8/27 & 8/28/2021!! Thank y'all so much!

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

Now with another reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan!

Rainbow Dash needs to deliver a Domino's pizza, but in order to make it to her destination, she must....avoid the Noid.

Purely, 100% inspired by Rainbow Dash Tries To Outpizza the Hut by DimitriTheWriter.

Why do I even write this stuff....