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// I Told You 
// Story: Yeezus 
// by Buck Swisher 
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"I told you they'd hate it."

"At least we tried. They can't fault a good-natured attempt at comedy."

"There are 31 dislikes and counting. We are being faulted."

Suit Guy Two gave a heavy sigh. Suit Guy One was thinking.

After a minute, Suit Guy One spoke.

"You think people would read about the Rock?"

"Shut up," said Suit Guy Two. "Just shut up."