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Jack of a Few Trades


I destroy thots.

Jun
27th
2020

EL CHOCOLATE CALIENTE ES ILEGAL EN YAKYAKISTÁN · 9:13pm June 27th

Interesting things keep happening these days. I got a message the other day from a fellow named SPANIARD KIWI asking to make a Spanish translation of Hot Cocoa is Illegal in Yakyakistan.

So yeah, now you can go read about yaks snorting Swiss Miss in Español!

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Jun
26th
2020

A handsome boy! An intelligent boy! A boy of many talents! And he loves to pose for photos · 8:46pm June 26th

Ok, so I've wanted to get a picture of Ty made for a long time. I finally did that the other day. just LOOK HOW HANDSOME hhhhhhHHHHHHHH

There is nothing as pure as the love between a Ty and his Sassafrass :>

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Jun
22nd
2020

Words coming tomorrow! · 5:19pm June 22nd

The editors are basically done with Chapter 9. Only one straggler, and barring anything major that he finds, we appear to be go for launch. Set Sail will update tomorrow afternoon.

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Jun
15th
2020

Where we at tho? · 8:54pm June 15th

Hey all, a brief progress check and life update.

I'm currently in the death spiral of a high-level summer math course. Partial Differential Equations. In 4 weeks. Online.

Honestly, it's not as bad as I thought it would be. The professor is solid and understandable, but the material is a bit of a mind-bender. That, of course, has been slowing progress on the writing front.

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May
31st
2020

READ THIS THING I HELPED MAKE OR I'LL CALL YOU MEAN NAMES · 11:22pm May 31st

Hey all you bird nerds!

Noticed how there has been a severe lack of kissing in Set Sail so far? I sure have. I crave to write about kisses. Beak kisses. Kisses with beaks. Birds being all lovey dovey and smoochy. That was the entire point of starting the story, but sadly the buildup to that sweet payoff has been slow and methodical. Not exactly a quick fix for that sweet avian love.

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May
18th
2020

HEY! Wanna make some money? · 10:35pm May 18th

Write lesbians or something. FamousLastWords is on his bullshit again and is hosting a contest that offers TOP DOLLAR for some very good writing about early fandom horse pairings. Like, $100 if you do it well. That's a lotta money for writing about some horses being gay.

All the deets on the contest and how to enter can be found here!

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May
10th
2020

haha yes · 10:42pm May 10th

I wrote a whole story this afternoon. It's about Sandbar getting a switch. Don't read it. It's trash.

or do if you hate yourself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

May
3rd
2020

Updating today! · 1:04pm May 3rd

I just got done with an overnight shift. I am big tired. I'm going to bed now.

Set Sail will update when I wake up this afternoon. See you then!


pretty birb

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May
1st
2020

birdthday announcements · 2:56pm May 1st

Welcome to the 23rd year of this guy! It honestly doesn't even feel like a birthday. Just another day sitting quarantined in my room, working on something or other. What better way to celebrate than by working an overnight shift tonight?

So anyway, yeah. Send me pictures of birds. Catbirds. Horsefishbirds. Or horses. Really anything you like or think I would enjoy. I love seeing it all

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Apr
29th
2020

1 Hour-ish Warning (and a preview!) · 9:31pm April 29th

Ahoy sailors

I am making one final check for errors now, and then the chapter will be live. Shouldn't take more than an hour or so. In the meantime, have a short excerpt below the break!

Chapter 7: Fortune Favors the Bold

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