The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

"Call me derivative, so is all of creation; Originality is a hallucination" - Hat Trick, JT Music

Hi! Got any muffins?

Discovered ponies December 2013

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

Forget not that I am a derp.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Licensed Real Estate Agent & Notary Public. I also really love magical girls.

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

In a world of possibility, one becomes two.

Go read Do Ponies on Earth have Magic Dreams?, by TikiBat | Luna is best pony! | Bio updates daily!

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

I am a potato Cheese is what you are, applejack is best mane 6 and you cant do anything about it. Besides that my fav pony is Octavia, gotta love that cello.

Bee horse go bzzzzzz. Commission prices and ToS: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1025389/commission-prices-tos

I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all, I see it all

space is a waste

"I swear. Everypony thinks I'm bad, but... I'm trying so hard to be good."

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

Amateur fanfic writer hoping to improve! Which I'm not very good at... But I can try!

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

I used to be relevant!

Is booping along for now, trying to do better than just keeping their head above water. I'm walking to work these days.

I Patiently Await Your Downvotes.

There's a good chance I've seen your digital footprints before.

El hot dog mas cerca del taco o del sandwich?

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

Just chillin' here on Fimfiction. How's it going?

I'm here to write, chat, and eventually read when I get a smartphone again. I'm always friendly and ready to chat. Hope you like my stories!

Undoubtedly!

I pretend to know what I’m doing and people fall for it. No one falls for it more than me :)

I require content.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

Multi-year long lurker, finally decided to show up.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I breathe for a living. Join my personal discord server! https://discord.gg/gR2yUUJvMF

*Something smart and witty*

(Previously known as Flygon)