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All I can do is draw.... welp, at least I'm partially decent at it.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

*Something smart and witty*

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore The Store Is Now Closed

"Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there."

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

American Monarchist

Retired. Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Pasadena, CA.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

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I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

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