posting whatever lecherous drivel I want

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Just trying to be better.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Not a changeling.