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Tape Deck


Burn a bridge and burn a boat; stake a lizard by the throat‎.|Bands you should check out.

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Anglequestria Magazine (we recently shortened the name from Anglers of Equestria) is home to all of your monthly fishing needs. From the latest developments in rod manufacturing, to our famous catalogs of the aquatic species across the different bodies of water of Equestria, we try to cover all the essentials for everyone from the causal fisherstallion to the most experienced sailor.

Now we've added a new section compiling some of what we deem to be the best fishing tales our subscribers have sent in to us.

While most letters came from pegasi, there was a smaller, but not irrelevant, number of earth ponies and unicorns who wrote in. However, one of the stories stood out from the rest. There just might be one thestral who enjoys castin' out the old rod and reel more than anypony else.

-Your editor, Written Script.
(If you are reading this, honey, I feel for you, but what that stallion did to you is also downright hilarious.)


Written for the 2024 Non-Pony Writing Contest! (the ! is part of the contest title, by the way)

Proofread by Buck Swisher, something that I was very appreciative of.

Advice on what year to use for present-day Equestria came from Lynser.

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After a long day of selling carrots, Carrot Top relaxes in her house with a carrot cake muffin without incident.

What you just read was a complete fabrication.

Note: There is a fic here for you to read, but it will be improved upon by me sometime. I can't promise when I will do so, but I can promise that I will.
(Big thanks to -TheStoryteller- for writing the semi-canon Chapter 2, and to TotalOverflow and Thesmokinguy for giving me some very helpful criticism. Go check out those guys.)


Credit for Carrot Top's characterization goes to previous stories I've read about her by Blue Cultist, Meta Four, and Knight Breeze (as well as my own thoughts). I recommend the stories which include her by those authors wholeheartedly.


(Oh, and I have to mention the inspiration for the story itself, which was these excellent comics. The actual sources to the comics are linked in that blog post as well.)


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