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PseudoBob Delightus

How hard can writing novels be, anyway?


Listen and understand. The Grimace Shake is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

... or until you try it and see how it tastes. One of those two.

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Pinkie Pie is invisible. What shall she do?

(Have fun reading this!)

An April Fool's story, and an entry in OPERATION: CRACKFIC-STORM - 2023 ( post | entries ).

Featured 2023 April 1-5 - I am a monument to all your sins. Also, as of July 6 2023, this is the most disliked story of the year! Thank you all!

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A domestic appliance starts thinking.

An Experimental entry in the A Thousand Words Contest ( group | blog ).

Thanks to Compass the Pegasus, Yuu, and Stray Thoughts for pre-reading and feedback!

Now featuring a reading by Pony&Wolf Productions!

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A pair of adventurers slay the last living dragon.

A Grim entry in the A Thousand Words Contest ( group | blog ).

Thanks to Compass the Pegasus for pre-reading!

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Rainbow Dash just bought a camera, and wants to show it off. She and Applejack rope Fluttershy into a silly improv session. The shy pegasus gets an idea, and runs with it...

Based on the award-winning film Potion Seller by esteemed director and playwright Justin Kuritzkes.

In other words: a very silly idea.

Thanks to Compass the Pegasus for encouragement and proofreading.

Now featuring a reading by Mystery Pony Fiction! (aka The Mystery Fluttershy Fan)

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This is a story about Twilight forcing a human to cuddle with her. That human is you.

I've been sitting on this (mostly in its current state) for a few years now, and after a bit of editing I figure it might be worth publishing. Might be.

Now featuring a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

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Ethan has serious problems after being transported into the Everfree Forest by a malevolent force.

In case you didn't notice, this story was cancelled. Not because I lack motivation to write, but because I sucked at writing when I started writing this (back in January 2012) and am not good enough to make anything worthwhile out of it now (I don't believe anyone is that good). As of February 2014 I'm uploading the "lost chapters" for vanity and posterity; consider my hands officially washed.

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