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PseudoBob Delightus


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This is a story about Twilight forcing a human to cuddle with her. That human is you.

I've been sitting on this (mostly in its current state) for a few years now, and after a bit of editing I figure it might be worth publishing. Might be.

Now featuring a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

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Comments ( 44 )

Except for the last sentence, this was kind of cute.

Bendy would LOVE to see this story.

Wow.just wow.That ending was...................

*facewallfacewallfacewall* Carl....
otherwise, cute:yay:

This is actually great.

Twilight not being a princess, and so unable to huggle with wings to cocoon You in feathery warmth, upsets me a little. Just a tiny bit.

But hape is hape, and snuggling is always good.

6833926 This was written long before Twilight got any wings, and I decided not to update it to reflect current canon.

I also never liked Twilight being a Princess. But that's for another story.

Twilight fills your vision and rests her head and one foreleg on your chest. “None of them want to, at first. And none of you really have a choice, anyway.”

Cuddlerape! Cuddlerape! Someone call the cops on he--

You look back at the animal in your bed, and back at Carl. He's desperately undressing. "Jesus fucking Christ, Carl."

Rape! Rape! Someone call the cops on him!

“Princess Celestia, my ruler and teacher, discovered this world a few months ago.” Twilight's got her hooves wrapped around your neck, and her body is pressed against your bare back. Her coat is very soft and smooth. You should have taken a cold shower. “She cuddled with one of you, a human, and declared it the best night's sleep she ever had, and she's had a lot of those. Now, to help with inter-species relations, she's sending all kinds of ponies, and some other inhabitants of Equestria, to cuddle with humans for a night.”

Is this a thing? Does Celestia just go around finding worlds and cuddling their inhabitants until she finds a good bodypillow?

Twilight fills your vision and rests her head and one foreleg on your chest. “None of them want to, at first. And none of you really have a choice, anyway.”

Maybe it's just me, but that doesn't sound like such a great attitude if you want to foster better interspecies relationships.

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Twilight's word should not be taken at face value.

I may have to edit these parts. Some of the confusion comes from poor writing, and some of it comes from unclear intentions or absent subtext.

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I don't know about the other guy, but was just kidding. It's a comedy story, I wasn't really taking anything terribly seriously there. I just thought it was a funny line to comment on.

6835637 Sorry, I was trying to be funny. My serious posts are usually much longer.

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No worries. I'm just saying, I'm unhappy with how it's currently written.

That was cute. It needs a better ending and the very long description of carl could be cut back a bit but its still good.

6845093 Acknowledged, bro. I understand that a lot of the words are irrelevant.

Though you'll need to be more specific about the ending.

6845285 Pretty much everything after

You fall asleep, and it's the best night's sleep you ever had

It takes away from the cuteness and spoils the mood in my opinion.

6845299 Yes, it does. That's the point!

Whelp... I guess it's time for me to start thinking about making a cute 2nd person story with D'awesome snuggles and cuddles. How could I not after reading this story?

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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

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He his stomach had the rumblies, that only rape could satisfy.
(I'm not going to alter the quote beyond that. Not going there).

Why are some people just like this? Why?

Really love this story! Going to save this one in my book collection for sure, really captivates you and dexcribes the raw human emotions all of us feel!!!

CARL.

FREAKIN CARL.

Now all of FIMFiction knows you want to hug a small horse.

Yeah. Sure. "Hug."

Am I the only one who would actually say No, now get the fuck off my bed.?

Because even if I love them to death, I'm not comfortable with that. Nope. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Zetta.

7296657 - I think a lot of people would have that reaction. But we are an underrepresented demographic in the fanfiction industry.

7296662 Well when you put it like that..

cute story dude!:twilightsmile:
and carls freaking funny!:trollestia:
here are some cuddling fics i recommend that you read it might give you some inspiration on cuddles and stuff!:trollestia:

the cuddle bandit
princess celestia is still in your bed
Princess Celestia is in your bed.

7310214 - Thanks, and I'll check those out (I've already read PCIIYB and a lot of ocalhoun's other stuff). But honestly I'm not super interested in reading or writing more cuddle-fics. If you are, and you want to read something similar to this, I have links to some that I've read on my blog.

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nah not much into pony cuddles but i wouldnt deny myself given the opportunity!:trollestia:
im much interested in HIE fics more on the comedy side of it and a bit of sappy on the top though. :twilightsmile:

7310429 - Fair enough. If you don't already know about it, Tag-a-long's Book Club is an excellent source for good fanfiction of any genre.

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cool! ill definitely check it out thanks!:twilightsmile:
woot!:trollestia:

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He would enjoy the ending the most and he would 100% re-write this into a sex related story:rainbowlaugh:

best story in the universe.

i want a someone to hug :fluttercry:

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