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Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?
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As I understand it I'm only reading for grammar type errors and typos, and in this story I found none. Onward ho!
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This needs to be continued
Or I'll send Gunnery Seargent Hartmen on you
Dude, you are like a word processor that became sentient today.
Dat ending...... Dat ending.....
you could and I would love if you did turn this in to a series about Wayne and the protagonist putting up with celestia as a new room(house?)mate and the ensuing shenanigans, but even if you don't great story
That was cute, and pretty good in general. I rather liked it. And thank you so much for not naming him "Anon," for that awful name grinds my gears like nothing else.
Haha, cute. I can't help but wonder what the consequences of instant night at 5:30 would be.
Human/Princess interactions like this are far more entertaining than the interminable clop/fantasy fulfillment shipping/LoHAV crap.
Read it. LIked it. Faved. Expecting Celestia in my bed at any moment now.
Now, should I put this in the league of cuddle's cuddling folder for intended snuggles, or etc for maybe upcoming struggle snuggle?
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Who?
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That's the best description of it I've read all day!
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That was my favorite part.
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's ^.^ Must have done something right.
Six
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That could be fun. ^.^
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Of course!
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Sequel-fodder maybe?
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I know, right?
I could have gone... the other way with this concept, but I like this one better.
4933611
It could happen.
Cute.
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What's a struggle snuggle?
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^.^ I try.
4933667 A struggle snuggle where one person doesn't want to be huggled but is anyway
at first25.media.tumblr.com/0d30e14eddd3cd07eca330d287be140f/tumblr_mgif3f4Nu81rmr8ago6_r2_1280.png i thought this is a clopfic
I'd like to think this was cute, but....
Tia's kind of an jerk, isn't she?
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A bit.
She's had a hard day.
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But then, Everyone happened.
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Yeah... I think it could fit in that category.
This was cute.
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What I'm going for!
Damn those.... sisters/cousins of Blueblood?
Never could trust them, I guess.
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Not to be trusted.
Cadance!
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Well now I have to wonder what Celestia has done to have Cadance work with Luna to banish her. Or what Luna could offer to win Cadance's favor...
Or what horrible fate now awaits Luna after Equestria is taken over by manipulating powers of the princess of love.
4933920 Wait, I thought it was Canadance. Those treacherous... oh, wait.
Made me think of this, for some reason.
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So. Much. Shipping!
4933952
Canadance is too polite for that.
i like how calm this guy was about this. but what i like even more is how he didn't fanboy out and what i liked the most was that it wasn't a romance one-shot, it was just silly.
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Looting -- a LOT of looting.
Phoenix Wright: "Ah, the first thing in Equestria that meets my on eye-level!"
Now this has got to continue.
:3 Love this. 'Tis so cute!
Very cute. Celestia needs more cuddles from humans.
4933661 Gunnery Sargent Hartmen was the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket.
BE GONE FROM MY BED DEMON!
'Grabs Duplet'
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4934609 Thank you for giving me the means to not sleep tonight.
4.bp.blogspot.com/-Q136K_hdGlc/UZ40_XwR5QI/AAAAAAAADdw/q9KcYk3ULNU/s1600/please-sir-can-i-have-some-moar.jpg
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Your welcome, and I've seen worse, much worse
Welcome to the Metro
Can you make this a chapter story? With actual chapters?
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Of course! Romance would totally kill it!
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Heh, probably.
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When did he get here?
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I think you might be right.
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Indeed, much cuteness!
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Oh, right.
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Don't lie. You wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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Maybe someday... this does have potential to be expanded.
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I think I'll have to. It would be fun.
I matched her eye roll. “Come on, this is no time for sleeping. Look how high the sun is.” I pointed at the window.
The slow fall of my finger traced the sun's abnormally fast descent below the horizon.
“There. Nighttime.” Celestia yawned. “No moon today. Too tired.”
Well that was going to make some astronomers' lives more interesting than usual. Sunset at five thirty.
It's funny what takes people out of a story: sure it's crack, and indeed I am not bothered at all by the concept of the Princess of Equestria just showing up in someone's bedroom in this universe and drinking their Fanta, but gets beaten-up-by-big-bug Celestia swinging around 2 times 10^27th tons of mass at what is possibly faster than the speed of light and eight minutes in the past?
Nope nope NOPE!!!
4934947 Well, it's a little video series called Turnabout Storm. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yUDfoZGhLjE (I think it's 7 and a half hours long)
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Silly, Celestia just turned the Earth.
That makes it much easier to believe. Much less massive object to move, less speed, and it makes the 8 minutes in the past bit irrelevant.
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Oh, that.
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it's also worth watching because it's really well done
and theres a word version on this site of it.
As for this story. Very nicely done one shot I would enjoy seeing more of this or more in this vein.
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Yeah, I think I'll have to make more of this.
So, Celestia some got to the human world via what I'm saying is the computer and the first thing she did was take a nap, because, logic.
Well written. Straight up.
9 out of 10.
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Yeah, the whole "accelerated/decelerated at 300 times the force of gravity" should be no trouble at all. Hopefully she's got a good grip on all those air molecules - the supersonic winds otherwise might be a bit of a problem.