• Member Since 27th Dec, 2011
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I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.

Editing and Review Queue

Editing: Yes, I edit things! I see things, I like things, I offer to do things for the things; great deal of fun. While I may not be precisely 'open' for people to freely clamor in and to ask me as an editor if they need one, I will check any stories that require a skim (should I have the time) and if it peaks my interests, I'll let you know. [I do not dislike any genre, so it doesn't matter what you want me to read.]

The following is people, and the stories I am editing for said people:

1. Pen Mightier [fiction: 1000 Virgin Mares, 1 Frickin' Badass Dark Overdude, Infinite Facehoofing]
2. Pen Mightiner [fiction: The King of the Night and the Midnight Empire]
3. Pen Mightinier [fiction: All Butlers are Gentlemen, But...]
4. xXElite AlicornXx [fiction: Star Fall]

Reviews: I also do these little numbers! Give me a story, and I'll probably leave some detailed critique, if you so ask it of me. While it escapes me which stories I've previously reviewed for, I will assure I'm at least semi-competent in that field.

The following is the back-log of stories I need to make a review for:

1. None! Free as a bird.

Completed Items:

Editing Jobs: Soft Story [fiction: Dreams About Friendship Are Magic], stanku [fiction: Twilight Socks]

Review Jobs: None. :(

Latest Stories

Psst. Super Secret Box.

Whoa. What are you doing all the way down here? Well, no matter: have a reward for spelunking: progressive metal!


Obligatory One-Hundred Follower Post (Plus WTIN news) · 5:33pm Aug 13th, 2014

Hooray! I reached a level of popularity! I'd spam .gifs to show my appreciation, but the last time I did that was a bit of a bad idea, so I'll just use one.

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A Brief Insight: Dumb

Ello, friends and foes. Seeing how I've been kicking around this site for some years now, I figured it was high-time I spilt some beans about myself and let you in on some of the dirt involving 'ole Dumb here.

1.) I'm a super laid-back guy, so if you ever want to communicate with me and just take the piss, I'm down for it.

2.) I curse. Quite a bit, actually. It's a bit uncouth, if you would, but I'm just used to doing it. If it offends you, sorry; I can try and limit it in our conversations, but my stories tend to stay the way they are on the matter.

3.) I'm a British-American chap spending his final days in high-school before the government decides to claim my soul in taxes. People say I'm fairly intelligent; I point to my username online.

4.) Speaking of username, it's genuine fact: terrible at video games, even though I love them to death. If you're ever in the mood to game, hit me up! I'm sure we'd all get a kick out of me failing.

5.) I have an unhealthy obsession with root beer, mozzarella sticks, and the progressive-metal band Dream Theater. I also study Martial Arts, and could theoretically kick one's ass (if they were blindfolded, bound, and unarmed).

And, that pretty much does it. If you ever want to know more, I guess you could PM me. Though why you'd want to is beyond me. Cheers!

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So long.. since you updated.. blegh...

Thanks for the follow!

Thanks again for the watch, and the awesome story review. :twilightsmile:

Thanks for giving The Zealot a fave. I hope you enjoy reading it.


Comment posted by MasterDreamy deleted Oct 12th, 2013
Comment posted by MasterDreamy deleted Oct 12th, 2013
Comment posted by MasterDreamy deleted Oct 12th, 2013


Soon. Within the span of a month, soon.

Whenever I get the bloody time. Damnable academic system...


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