It's been three months since Princess Celestia appeared in your bed. Three months since she took that bed, along with your sheets and your pillows. Three months since she nearly drove your girlfriend away from you. But peace was made, and everything had been going relatively smoothly. Life was even beginning to look up.
Until today.
A spin-off of Ocalhoun's Princess Celestia is in your bed.
Cover art/inspiration by GSphere.
With pre-reading/advice from Admiral Biscuit, NeonGreenTiger, and Majin Syeekoh.
Live reading by Ichabod Creep!
Russian translation by Hellsmenser!
Chinese translation by Dashwhite!
Chapters (1)
The ride never ends.
7423263 There are no brakes on this train.
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I blame you.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Estee and I already agreed it's not my fault.
7423324 Nah, I'll take the rap for this one, lol. :)
Smart move costwise but I doubt it will the case when Fort Fanta 2.0 is made, along with Fanta cannons.
Only one thing....
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The better question for this would be (and I'm quite surprised nobody asked it) - why the washing machine? Why not the shower or a bath tub?
Can these two just admit they love one another already! They are so Sam and Diane it hurts.
Well, it's his own fault for buying a washing machine with an alicorn on its instruction sticker.
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I feel agitated.
7423456 The guy at Sears said not to worry about it though. Something about extended protection agreements or something...
7423470 Well, better to be agitated than taken for a spin.
it reminds me of my favorite martian movie
At least she's out of the bed...
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But the rinse cycle might
Nice!
...ok, I want it on record here that I have read a few of these already, have only just found this one, not read a word yet and am already busting a gut laughing from the concept alone!
This just has to be gold.
7423599 Thanks!
Does anyone else find the cover image rather saucy?
I'm cracking up here. Great job.
Pfft.
I like it.
7423640 Woot! Thanks, my good friend! :)
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Mature filter on, you're fourth from the bottom. Congratulations, my friend ^.^ you made it. And a big congratulations to your pre-readers and editors as well!
Be sure to wash your pony three times a week!
7423675 Hokai is most honored. :)
Okay, I'll admit I couldn't stop smiling through this. Not quite full laughter, but definitely amusing.
7423719 For this being my first comedy attempt, I'll call that a win, lol. Thanks! :)
She's all washed up!
I forget did Luna kick her out of the castle?
This train has been running for so long now help
7423765 oh you... :D
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10/10 good stuff mate.
CELESTIA GET OUT OF MY HOUSE I NEVER INVITED YOU IN HERE ANYWAY YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN MY WASHING MACHINE
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I'm surprised I was the first to make that joke.
Where's my pony pillow?
Well done! Even a second/third/eighth time through, it was still fun to read :D
7423846 Funny.
“If you stare too much longer, I might have to start charging you,” she added with a smirk.
The best line in the story in my opinion .
7424279 Lol. Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! :)
Have not read yet, but when I first saw that story image on Derpiboo I wondered how long it would take someone to write this.
fad fics yay
And thus, the cycle continues.
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My first thought when I read the title was that this wouldn't be just absurd but outright surreal.
Because when I read 'washing machine' I think of this: tubby.scene7.com/is/image/tubby/WDA101?$fullsize$
Probably how to best describe my actual feeling; just roll with it, you know you love absurd joke anyway.
I can think of a few other reasons why Celestia would be interested in a washing machine...
...but that's none of my business. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Read it now, not disappointed.
The Fanta must never end.
7424571 Thanks!! :)
Commercial idea:
*Princess Celestia goes in washing machine, beautiful human woman comes out*
Ponies: That's Racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!