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This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is in your bed.
It's hard to get rid of a sun goddess when she doesn't want to be gotten rid of.
Reading the prequel is highly recommended. Find Chapter 3 here!
Rated teen for mild language.
Now with audio reading by MelancholyIguana
Cover art by SilFoe.
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ohaithar
The best.
It's going to be a long week for him, isn't it?
Bahahahaha girlfriend?!
I can't wait for that to happen!
It got a giggle out of me mate.
11/10
~Adjier
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
I am trying so hard not to die right now.
I can't help but wonder what it would be like if this turned into a bro in equestria sort of thing. you know, two guys and their house end up in equestria. but without the amazingly sad ending.
OC: I'm strangely okay with this.
Celestia: Stop talking! You're ruining it!
This story is so funny! Here, have a Spike Mustache!
Ah you naughty miss!
And maybe next time, get better pick up lines for the inevitable threesome with Shining AND Cadence
5292921
Hi!
5292929
Really? The best story on Fimfic?
No, the best story of all time!?
You flatterer, you.
5292931
The longest! ^.^
5292934
I may have forced myself into writing yet another sequel.
5292945
I'm glad it did! ^.^
5292948
That's a worthy goal!
I wish you luck.
5292961
You know... that actually sounds like a fun concept.
A HiE with two people going to Equestria together. One is a brony, the other is most definitely not.
5292993 ever
5292984
Heh, yeah. Everybody knows Celestia hates consensual cuddling!
5292992
That... could be a fun clopfic.
I should tell my clop alt about it.
(Yes, me and my clop alt communicate exclusively with Fimfic PM's.)
5293000 Its no fun when they like it!
5293000
True that. A fun, consensual, kinky polyamory threesome clopfic would be nice. Just make sure to have Celestia as in character as possible. Shining Armor banging both Cadence AND Celestia? Lucky sonofabitch!
OKAY well at this point I think I would have called the cops or just to humiliate her animal control.
5293009
And here I was, thinking that I was losing my edge.
5293013
After which, the poor innocent animal control officers were banished to the moon.
Where they asphyxiated, because Celestia doesn't know that our moon doesn't have air.
nice
5293012
It wouldn't be my first threesome story.
5293024
Thanks!
5293020 I would still get rid of her.
Amusing, but I'm not sure why it's a separate fic instead of another chapter of the first one.
5293025 The clopfic community needs more fun and consensual polyamory threesome stories and Favors seems to be like one of those clopfics that I can get into.
Shining sucks ass!!!
Oh god wow Celestia is such a ass like worst roommate ever.
why its so short uhhhhhhhhhhhh
5293037
Eh, because the first one was never intended to be more than a quick one-shot until people asked for more.
And also because a sequel will get more attention than a new chapter, especially since all the original readers of the first one saw it marked as 'complete'.
5293042
I should write more clop.
It's been forever since I did a clopfic.
5293044
...and that's why Celestia is interested in him?
She likes kinky stuff like that.
5293045
It's short because, well... I don't think I could carry this premise through a long story.
5293063
you know you can always make him argument betwen them that she is pony aka horse aka animal or she is like human and celestia start fucking with him and making all horse noises and other annoying horse thing. Etc etc :p
5293090
Ooh, now that would be a fun direction to take it! ^.^
Gotta combine that with the girlfriend thing somehow.
Maybe convince Celly that she needs to act like a horse to convince the girlfriend it's no big deal.
And then Celly can slip up and say something at just the wrong moment!
5293129
"See? This is your, uh, early birthday surprise. You always wanted a pony, right? Sure, she's got wings and a horn, but she's still all horse." Slaps her flank in emphasis.
"Ow."
"Wait, did she just say 'ow'?"
"Neigh."
"Okay, she definitely just said 'neigh'!"
5293129
derpibooru and tag horses doing horse things will be for sure helpful ;p
let his girfliend ride celestia lol because horse
Ohohohoh, mister !!! Now we demand a sequel involving such girlfriend !!!! You´re in deep trouble !!!
And I STILL can´t figure why I like this so much ! It´s silly, makes no sense, puts Celestia out of her char and, still, it´s tantalizing !!!!
5293151
I'm never going to be done writing sequels for this, am I?
Okay, now I actually want to write that!
5293152
Where do you think I found the cover image?
And yeah, definitely have to have the girlfriend riding the 'horse'.
5293158
I think it's tantalizing because Celestia is out of character... but because she's out of character in a very fun way.
(And it gets a little slice of believability because we don't know that much about Celestia's character, actually... especially when she's in unfamiliar situations.)
Feature boxed. ^.^
Was there ever any doubt?
Goddamn it, Molestia.
5292993 i'd write it but it would require too many boring day to day activities to write. I don't write that stuff as well as literally anything else.
5293183
Can't blame a girl for trying!
Heh.
Nice one, Ocalhoun!
5293191
Only if you neglect to include a dragon invasion or something to spice things up! ^.^
5293195
Thanks! ^.^
Please write some more of these, they're wonderful.
Why this is so AWESOME! Why?
“Did you wish really hard?”
I see what you did there... And I'm surprised I'm the first one who said this.
I was kind of hoping the protagonist would tell Wayne off in the end. Something within the lines of "Don't. Say. Anything."
What happened? Did it get deleted or something?Edit: Wait... sorry. My mistake.
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Once again well done sir. Mustache for you.
complete?
wai?
Dude, don't make separate stories outta these
I don't care if the first had no colorful language, this is the kind of fic that should be linked together, not told separately.
Looking forward to seeing the next one *smirk smirk*
5293168
Nope! This is one of those rare stories that is just so perfectly set up for wacky hijinks. Like Geodesic's "Of Horses and Whorses" you can't just end it partway through the hilarity!
Lovely sequel! All the comedy of the prequel, I loves it!
Aaaand the prize goes to Random Guy On the Street!