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Adam is a good friend of Princess Cadance, and has been for the past year.

But when the Crystal Princess finds her request for snuggles denied, her mind breaks and she quickly kidnaps him for nefarious reasons.

He never stood a chance.

Uploaded at 10.20 AM. Written in about twenty minutes for April Fools, Enjoy!

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Comments ( 194 )

Imma have to read this later. But I cant wait to read. but School comes first.

Doh what the hell what is the worst that can happen from reading a short story.

An error I found for you to fix.

just about starting to awaken.

Take out starting.

Go home, Zam, you're drunk :pinkiecrazy:

Great :rainbowlaugh:

Weirdguy #6 · Apr 1st, 2014 · · 1 ·

"I need an adult," he whimpered.

"I am one," I countered. "Now…let the snuggling begin!"

Brilliant :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Anyway that was a good fic, you have my support!

Lupus #9 · Apr 1st, 2014 · · 1 ·

Well that was...interesting. Funny, too. I think you should get bored a bit more often

I really don't understand how so many could deny the snuggles

I thought this was going to have futa.:fluttershysad: Oh well it was still cute.:rainbowkiss:

By all respects, this alicorn is the most mentally stable one you've written. Write more like it!

Human Tested,
Princess Approved.

"I need an adult," he whimpered.
"I am one," I countered. "Now…let the snuggling begin!"

Pause the story,
wait a few seconds
and then :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

"I need an adult," he whimpered.
"I am one," I countered. "Now…let the snuggling begin!"


4167653 Eh, someone else beat me to it. hehe

"Now…let the snuggling begin!"


you nald this one dood

I really hope that people keep doing these cuddle fics... N-Not that I'm a guy that writes about cuddle fics the time or anything! encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrEvq6a5X9k8OAhcKzc-BrJCbOwdVebyDLaFVIo4U7XwRAWYxM

Totally not what I thought it was...still not what I thought it was...STILL not where I think this is going...and then that last line happens.



He wasn't ready, he wasn't ready!

oh god he needed an adult

"Have you ever heard of a struggle snuggle?"



did anybody else NOT think of sex when cadence suggested snuggles? because im pretty sure out of me and adam, adam was the only one who thought that. also, i request a sequel. MORE SNUGGLES!

Jesus Christ, dude, find a different kind of story to write. This is getting ridiculous.

Your arse better have a sequel planned... This was awesome.
:flutterrage: NEED MORE CADANCE ON HUMAN. :flutterrage:

4168480 HEY!
There are children present! :trixieshiftleft:
Put a nickel in the Naughty jar.

Am I seriously the only one who's noticed that Cadence kissed him, and even asked him out despite being married to Shining Armor?
Or is that the joke? :rainbowhuh:

4169054 Are you the only one that didn't notice that they were divorced?

Se already said she divorced him when he couldn't give her enough Snuggles...

Oh the snuggles....

Remember it's not rape it's a struggle snuggle :rainbowlaugh: LMAO! Oh god this was great! Faved and thumbed up!

Love-crazy alicorns, huh? You're a man after my own heart!

Ekhidna #39 · Apr 1st, 2014 · · 3 ·

4168915 I will burn you.

I will find you and then I will burn you.

I will find you, then I will burn you and then I will make you write things out of your style or things you don't like.

struggle snuggle?

He writes my favorite stories on this site, and now he gives me new ideas for the bedroom. Could Zamairiac be any more perfect!? XD :heart:

It just boggles my mind how Zam can actually become bored.
At least when he still has Bug to write.
*hint* *hint* *nudge* *nudge*

I just see this title as a challenge, not a fact

nobody expects the exhaust - Keyori 2014

4169735 ...
Yea, they'll see a dead body. YOURS! *Pulls out Freeze Ray*

4169418 What the hell is a snuggle anyways!?

Author, you best explain what a struggle snuggle is, I have NO IDEA! xD

4169923 St-stop that! I have Mr. Freeze's body!
And it's time to "pun"ish you!

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