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Zamairiac


A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

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Dark Tag is for Black Comedy and slightly morbid situations!

A young man wakes up in Equestria as a very adorable Alicorn colt, gets forcibly adopted by Luna, and tries to find his way home. It's a shame that a certain Night Princess won't let him.

Rated Teen for suggestive scenes and the occasional bit of colorful language.

Cover art done by the wonderful Shadow Bolt.

Chapters (15)
Comments ( 1823 )

I am enjoying this story so far. Keep up the good work

He's doomed.
Definitely doomed.

Well, that was awesome! I really hope you continue this. My only complaint really is that it felt a little rushed, but it was still funny and definitely enjoyable.

4053277

T'was meant to be rushed, we've all seen this shit before.

Besides, next chapter can focus on the fun stuff!

If you know what I mean :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

Yay! Mummy Lulu is best Mummy.

Oh this is going to be MAGICAL.

Oh man, this looks like a possibly funnier Oh To Be Old Again! I am so reading this.

poor bastard well better him than me :derpytongue2:

Well…so he is being complete ignore, abduct and force to play along, I wonder if Luna will react when she see the face of complete and outer fear he has, or the nightmares he is going to had with a deform Luna trying to break him in 2.

I know Celestia will, she seem more than concern, also…he is injury, he has a concussion and making illusion according to them, I'm not a doctor but bombarding and scaring someone in that condition don't sound good, it could make things horrible

And sense your most likely Immortal you will have to deal with them for the rest of your life.:rainbowlaugh: Or until the author dies and you'll be free then.

"We shall love thee, and hug thee, and call thee George!" :trollestia:

Next, please! :scootangel:

I love the chapter, can't wait for the next one. This will be fun to see how this story develops, so Keep up the good work you are doing.

Dragonfox

You should add a human tag. The story's about a human,even if that's not what he looks like.

Before I start...

Inventing? Give me a single pen, balloon, tape and a few toothpicks. And I can make one hell of a projectile weapon.

Is it bad that I can already visualize in my head how this works?

Oh man, I love these kinds of stories; awesome author too so I know it'll be good

4053291 I don't mind that it was rushed, It seems to help with the wtf factor like
"Wth, was I just adopted? This shit goin way too fast! I'm freaking out!!"

This can't end well in any way shape or form...

I LIKE IT!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

...is this in modern day?, so...Luna's exited:rainbowlaugh: good story:twilightsmile:

>>>After all, waking up as a seven year old colt in happy go lucky land wasn't something I'd ever calculated beforehand. >>>

HA! I'm already way ahead of him! :pinkiecrazy:

4053570 Ah, you thought of the same Bugs Bunny cartoon I did when Luna nabbed the poor sap. :trollestia:

The main character annoyed me. Perhaps that was the point of the story? I do not know. But if the point of the story was to create an unlikable character surrounded by a drab plot that is attempted to be explained by "lol so randumb" comedy, then you succeeded.

Which is to really say you failed, because this story was very unappealing. To me, at least.

Sorry.

Oliver is quite intelligent for a twenty two year old man.

Oooooh, two years off.

Plenty of stories like that have human tags.

Inventing? Give me a single pen, balloon, tape and a few toothpicks. And I can make one hell of a projectile weapon.

I can make a hovercraft from a large wooden board, duck tape, plastic wrap, a leaf blower, and a plastic lawn chair. Come at me bro.

I wouldn't even be surprised if he is just an insane alicorn foal...you do tend to go every which way in your writing...

Anyways! Abominable Snow Luna is best mother! (Until she inevitably kills her "son" through an application of force his body can't withstand)

erm.... need mo..ar.. I guess? that story blind sided me......... in a good way :rainbowlaugh::heart::heart:

A sudden flash of light nearly blinded me as a slice of cake appeared out of nowhere…before being promptly shoved into Celestia's open muzzle. Celestia dropped me out of shock, prompting me, in my current panic attack, to try and run as fast as I could from everyone.

That my friend is the funniest thing ever! I could see Luna doing that to Celestia.

4053291 You should read Foal Necromancer as it deals with a very similar plot-all be it with 100+ year old necromancer as the unfortunate foal.

Ok. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Seriously! Readers require some fluff in between major plot points in order to properly digest the information. And the way your telling the story! Your practicaly resighting exposition in every line! Its like your retelling the fanfiction to somebody else instead of writing it yourself! I'm sorry I'm so worked up, but this is good! And I want to read more. But, unless there's a significant quality increase, I'm out! Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to read TRFTS.

4053570 I was gonna search, but ya beat me to it. I salute you, good sir.

4055386

It's supposed to be.

Snap, snap, bang! He's in Canterlot.

Snap, snap, bang! He's adopted.

I did warn you all that this story's going to make little sense. That, and it's also going to be very similar to To Run From The Sun, which also rushed the first chappy like hell, yet still managed to amuse a lot of people.

It's going to be like this a lot, don't like, don't read. :twilightsmile:

val

you always make me want to kill Luna in the most painful ways possible even though she's my favorite character....... (and She was there for like 3 sentences)
and why does he have a mental block from saying fuck. Its more annoying than anything and a normal 7 year old colt probably wont know about the word buck
I still love you're stories though

val

4054168 I dont get where you would put the tooth picks......

4054515

To each their own, I can't please everyone :derpytongue2:

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