• Member Since 5th Mar, 2013
  • offline last seen January 6th

Shin Guyviroth


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Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.


A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.

And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.

For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.

Inspired by Forced Pony Cuddles


Yay! Thank you guys so much for getting this fic in the featured box! You all deserve huge amounts of cuddles. And you're gonna enjoy it!

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Comments ( 1501 )

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:there is no escape, cluddle will be given!:rainbowlaugh:

This sounds like rape. This feels SO much like rape.

This is both adorable and hilarious.

4185496 No one can stop the Equestrian Cuddle Machine! :pinkiehappy:

4185523 I prefer over-zealous cuddle crusade.

4185538 Glad you likes it :twilightsmile:

I've never been so happy in my entire life.

Slowly, but surely, cuddles will rule all.

4185542 But I want you to use the nickname Struggle Cuddle.

4185543 Myes, cuddles are the best, right? :pinkiehappy:

4185547 Glad you enjoyed it :twilightsmile:

4185554 Um... nickname for wha?

4185585 Heheheheh.

It's a nickname for something that starts with an 'R' and ends in 'ape'.

I've already read this story. I could have sworn it was called Huggled... Or Forced Pony Cuddles.. or something..

4185602 Oh. I just wrote this not four hours ago. I guess there's more cuddle-fics here than I realized. :duck:

4185604 Your words are correct. I believe you're slow. Slower than a... something.

Oh man, this innocence of it, plus the slapstick and a healthy dose of Serious Business just makes the humor in this! :rainbowlaugh: Keep going, you humorous bastard you, this is an awesome fic.

4185602 What, the one that hasn't updated in over six months? :ajsleepy:

4185696 Haha, glad you're enjoying it! It'll be updated every so often, too. :twilightsmile:

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4185696
Okay, I will read this after work.
...
I suppose I can admit it's been a while since my last. :twilightsmile:

I can't stop laughing....
Help! Death by laughter is NOT the way I want to go out!

hi hi

That was silly. :P

Also, just a minor note. Light may not have any invariant mass, in part because there is no reference frame in which it is stationary, it does have a relativistic mass, which allows it to carry momentum and exert pressure on a surface. :trollestia:

Hm... Yep, you get a fave and thumbs up from me.

4185979 Glad you like it! And... uh... I'mm keep that in mind. :twilightsheepish:

4185998 Yay! :pinkiehappy:

4186097 Well, certainly the shortest comment I've seen. Something wrong?

4186104

I've just seen this story at least 3 times before. -shrug-

Oh my God, my sides. :rainbowlaugh:

Looking forward to more!

4186248 Hehe, glad you like it. Thanks for the fave, too :pinkiehappy:

Jamie's gonna have to prepare his body

well, this will certainly end fluffily! :rainbowlaugh:

4186344 Myes, plenty of fluff! Thanks for the fave, too :rainbowkiss:

My god please do Luna/Celestia/Cadance/Chrysalis next.

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I'm a man in need of cuddly goodness, my story could only do so much XD

Although it seems to have started a bizarre snuggling trend...Huh. Guess I am God after all :yay:

4186368 Oh... I kinda wrote this as a random pitch in The Writer's Group's IRC chat. But I'm glad you like it though! Oh, I really liked your The Interrogation, btw :pinkiehappy:

4186375

Thanks XD

But seriously, do some royal snuggling next. It will make me a very happy chappy! :pinkiehappy:

Ummmm...alright? :rainbowhuh:
Let the cuddling begin, I guess :rainbowderp:

The power of the cuddle is too overwhelming!

4186392 shouldn't you be updating the child in me right now?:flutterrage:

4186440

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Maybe. :trollestia:

I'm working on that Fleur fic at the moment. I think I'll do her chapter first, upload it, then work on TCIM, then finish Michael's chapter and upload that.

Hmm, busy day today!

These cuddle fics never cease to amuse me. :twilightsmile:
Well done, good sir.
And congrats on the feature!

Hmmm... I'd like to see scootaloo snuggle xD

TGM

I'm a tad curious, why did gears of war come to mind when thinking of a colorful game?

they need to do this to a parkour expert as he makes his way though ponyville :pinkiehappy:

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