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"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

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This story is a sequel to Uncongenealogy


Having finally regained her memories of Apple Bloom's true origins, Luna decided that, in the interest of all of Equestria, action had to immediately be taken to prevent the potentially catastrophic consequences of the filly's secret nature.

So she called the six bearers of the Elements of Harmony, along with her daughter, to Canterlot, so that they could rid the filly of the dark magical essence within her.

It did not go well. Not in the least.

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Comments ( 113 )

:facehoof: And this is why you always comment your code. Never know when you might have to look back over it years later.

Well, hopefully this won't end too disastrously...

GLORIOUS.
Plain and simply.

Well so far Applebloom doesn't seem any different, let alone Evil, so frankly if i was in her situation, I'd want to stay in that demon form.

:applecry: Maybe we can get Spike to fix this...
:duck: How can Spike help here?
:applecry: He fixed you didn't he?
:raritystarry: An inspiration!
:moustache: cool I really like her mane
:scootangel::unsuresweetie: what about us?
:trollestia: no doubt plans 'B' and 'C'

9408581
Apple Bloom is a secret minion of Nightmare Moon, Twilight’s brother, and Applejack’s mother from the future. Pretty sure we left “disaster” behind by about twelve parsecs.

Maybe if they reverse the polarity of the neutron flow...

...did you try rebooting?

Apple Bloom's immune to the Elements, huh?

...So she's the only one in Equestria who doesn't run Vista?

Huh. The insane oneshot is potentially becoming an actual story.

Of all the oneshots to get a sequel, this is the one I least expected.

Still good, though.

TDR

Yeah this is gonna be fun

Did she forget to give the darkness a personality?

Well....that didn't do anything. Maybe they should find the other backup plans while trying to figure out how to change Applebloom back from 'evil' form.(It's in 'these' cause she didn't really become evil.)

9408751
I think the moment the whole Twilight's Brother, yet SOMEHOW, Applejack's Future Mother thing happened sanity left the building and is never coming back.

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Pretty sure he meant AJ is Twilight and Shining's sister, not that AB was her brother.

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9408751

Correction, AB is Twilight/Shining's Mother in Law. Which in turn makes Luna there Grandmother in Law, which thus means that both Shining and Twilight are Double Prince/Princesses respectively.

For further thought this also makes Cadence AB's Cousin as well as Twilight/AJ and perhaps most importantly/awkwardly Shining Armor's Aunt. Which ultimately puts Flurry Heart as both Twilight and AJ's Cousin and Niece at the same time.

Apple Bloom saying "Mum" really sticks out to me. No one anywhere in the US says that, especially not in the South. That's strictly a Commonwealth thing.

Oh my god yes this is an AU I'm so glad to see more of.

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The author has a demonstrated tendency to only use British English.

I was not ready for a sequel

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I mean, I can understand using British spellings, but just having characters say "mum"? You might as well have a scene of them eating aubergines and then walking a zebra crossing. (Is that racist in Equestria?)

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It's not a matter of pronunciation, if you write 'mom' and do a spell-check it'll mark it as an error, it's just not how the word is written.
Also, how much do you want to bet there's now going to be a scene of them eating aubergines because of these comments?

Comment posted by ClockworkMage deleted Jan 18th, 2019

Why didn't Twilight just grab a roll up News Paper and smash Luna's head thru the floor?

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actuly 'mum' in place of 'mom' is a common switch both in the south, and in several european nations
its a pretty common one, along with mummy, mumma and other such switch ups

southern drawl is harder to get across in writen form then ya think.

also i have to say, the girls are reacting a little bit silly to this considering.
if applebloom really 'was' stuck that way, forever, aj would look that way too cause when she was conceived it would have been the nightmare version of AB that carried her, thus since AJ looks like a normal earth pony at some point AB must either get reverted, or learn to suppress her nightmare nature

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That’s not correct. The only way for Apple Bloom to be their mother-in-law would be if both of them married Applejack.

That would be Double Bigamy; even Groucho wouldn’t go that far.

9410195
Step mother would be closer. Step mother and step siblings.

I have questions...questions still after reading the previous story. I'm afraid to ask those questions because of how this has gone so far.

How did Applejack end up with Granny Smith if all this is the case, and where is adult Applebloom? Again, I'm not sure if I want these questions answered.

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Adult Applebloom is in the future, as she was sent back as explained by the last story!

Then we brought you back to the past, had you get together with Night Light before he got together with his now wife, I did my thing, then we did some more time manipulation, wiped your memories and dropped the baby off at a random house in our present.

This implies Cadence erased future Apple Bloom's memories after popping her back in the future. And Applejack got dropped off randomly.

Welps rip. At least Bloom's head still seems to be screwed on straight, for now. She's probably gonna start getting those little whispers in her ear soon enough.

There's so many questions, I have to stop myself from going on a tangent on asking them all.

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That still wouldn’t be correct; that would mean that she married Night Light or Twilight Velvet, which she hasn’t. There is no familial relationship between Apple Bloom and Twilight Sparkle or Shining Armor, whether genetic or legal; the only relationship is through their half-sister Applejack.






I’m arguing the legal definitions of familial relationships in the comments section of a silly story on FiM Fiction. What am I doing?

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That's big sister's role, AKA me, not my student. Twice for not telling I have a niece. :trollestia:

Luna cleared her throat and began to explain. "Back when I was still Nightmare Moon, I created a series creatures to defeat my sister and sent them to Equestria. Apple Bloom was the last one. That is why you're here, to use the Elements of Harmony and purge her of her darkness, turning her into a normal pony."

A series of creatures

"I... may have propelled her from the Moon to Equestria whit magic." Luna avoided looking at Pinkie.

with

Other than those two, good story! Looking forward to more of it.

Well, this is a fun ball of insanity.

Not a fan of how you played the relations straight, but you got more than a few laughs from me, probably because of the absurdity of how you treated the situation, regardless, it was well worth the read!

Cheerilee: "Applebloom! Stop smoking!"
Applebloom: "Ah can't! That's literally th' void at mah core suckin' the ambient magic in a visible way."
Cheerilee: "Well... Can you at least put Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon down? I thought you made up with them."
Applebloom: "Ah dunno if you call it 'makin' up', more like a truce. 'Sides, they ain't complainin'."
Cheerilee: "Because your magic is making them gibber in demontongues. Stop it and put them down."
Applebloom: "All right all right."

"Wait, she cant be destroyed by the elements considering she still lives long enough to have Applejack." Twilight pointed out.

"Unless she already has had Applejack and this is all a ruse, and thats a wig!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, tugging on the filly's very real mane.

"Ow! That hurt ya know." Apple Bloom whined.

Umm ...

1. This is marked as "completed"; is that correct? never mind, my mistake
2. So, she's now an angry Teenager that has parental issues? :-)

Immune to the elements...by not actually being evil! Just existing will bring about Celestia's doom! And so the elements can't cure her because, well, she's fine. Technically.

9408581

And this is why you always comment your code.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

9410195

That would be Double Bigamy; even Groucho wouldn’t go that far.

Oh, I dunno, he went for double-blood-pressure, why not double bigamy? :raritywink:

I have... so... many... questions...! :derpyderp2:
*deep, long inhale* :pinkiegasp:
*gets stern look from Luna* :trixieshiftleft:
Dammit. :rainbowdetermined2:

In other news, there is time travel shenanigans in at least one of my timelines now. The story isn’t written out yet, and has almost nothing to do with yours... but I blame you just the same. :moustache:

Also, now I can’t get that damnable I’m My Own Granpa song out of my head.
Here, again, I blame you. :raritywink:

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A man needs to have limitations. Do you know what could happen to a man without limitations? He might run for public office!

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And, be expected, upon finding trouble everywhere, to diagnose it incorrectly and apply the wrong remedies... or else be out of a job.:trollestia:
:twilightoops:(((shudder)))
*doffs hat* Your point is made.:moustache:

Ok all that is left is to make it so Twilight is some how her own grandmother.

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we'll need a microwave, some metal and Celestia

Fucking beautiful!

The end of the chapter reminded me of something

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