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Tyrannosaurus_Tux


Sometimes I write stories.

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This story is a sequel to The Conventional Conquest of Earth


Cuddles meet crusades, and hilarity ensues.

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I really hope people keep doing these cuddle fics :pinkiehappy:

More!!!! I pledge my self to the crusade!!!! Snuggles!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure a situation as sudden as that would be met with absolute panic. Imagine it: You're sitting around, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, thousands of pink things fall from the sky and start tackling people. I don't know about you, but I would respond violently in that situation.

Realism aside; interesting... Go on.

Oh by Celestia, if only this could happen for real.

You sir are one of the best writers on here. With that music...oh my GOD... that was single hoofedly the most epic thing I have ever read. Have a like and a fav.:pinkiehappy::yay::yay::moustache:

I have no words... :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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"Met violently"
(Aims sniper rifle at Fluttershy)
"Welcome to Earth."

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I PLEDGE MYSELF TO
THE CRUSADE WITH THE POWER OF CANTERLOCK!!!

Why am I reminded of this song?:rainbowhuh:
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I pretty much abandoned all pretense of realism when I sent that teen to equestria by way of fouled up cthulhu summoning ritual.


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More cuddle crusader fics, yip.


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Aww, you're just saying that.


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Welcome, crusaders. I've been expecting you.


Now... go forth and cuddle the multiverse.

For Cuddlestia.


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Because things.

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What would be legit impressive is 90 more just like those.

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You mean snuglestia, or cuddlestia, or completely and faithly in character true to canon Celestia.

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More cuddle ceusader fics, yip.

Certainly better then its whiny, misanthropic, poorly thought and poorly written alternative

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If we're going to other universes, I have dibs on Spira.
#CuddleFantasyX

4171004 Honestly, how could you possibly panic at the sight of

twilight.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/139380887381.png

?

it's literally impossible. These ponies have been designed to be everything humans are attracted to (in an 'oh my gosh isn't that adorable' sort of way), rather than afraid of. Besides, they've been calculated to be around waist height.

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:heart:

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But they're all Pinkie Pie. She's scary. :fluttershbad:

But mostly it's the unexpectedness of it. Imagine, you're walking down the street doing your own thing, and all of a sudden, and army of unidentified pink things comes out of fucking nowhere and starts tackling people to the ground. I'd flip out, wouldn't you?

4171838 Naw I'm being serious. That was epic

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I'd be more "wut" to be honest.

Soldier: Sir! Colorful capitalist pigs are marching through Red Square!
Putin: (sigh) Deploy all riot squads. And tell them not to be afraid to use excessive force. I am sure we can cover it up la....
(window crashes)
Putin: WHAT THE HELL?
Pinkie: SNUGGLES!
Putin: NOOOOOOOOOOO

4172914 Ok, I gotta ask 2 things. First, what the hell even sparked this one? Seriously, I'd give ANYTHING for this kind of mad inspiration for even half my waking moments! Second, please tell me this will continue! This may have been an April Fools prank, but it's glorious and I'd love to see more insane hijinks for this!! Please consider it!

Also...in all honesty, I'd likely suffer near fatal heart attack form these events, but barring allergies to pony coats and such, I'd be all over the cuddles like white on rice!

Alliteration is Awesomation! :pinkiehappy:

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...hmmm, fair point.

I'm looking forward to see where the cuddle crusade will go

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It is not for the sane. So don't try it unless you want to suffer being utterly brilliant.

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...oh come on, WHY did you have to say that!?!? It's like telling Johnny Bravo, who's standing over the big, red button which blows everything the hell up, not to press it. And my response, much like his, is as follows: "Awe, now I gotta!"

And with that, a combination of Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Kamen Rider, MLP: Friendship is magic, and several other things is dancing around in my head to the tune of, "I LOVE CHICKENS EDDY!!"

...and this, I lay squarely at your feet, good sir.

Remember, you brought this on yourself.

4171958 You have a valid point, that being said most people's first reaction would be to run from the swarm, rather than fist-fight it.

But i will admit there would probably be some violence at first, for the ones that landed in the wrong place.

Has Zamairiac started a trend this month?

I think he has :trollestia:

This is amazing .-.

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It's not so much "blow everything up" as it is "red pill or blue pill"

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Who?

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I think he means me :twilightblush:

Down Fred, down!

Good story so far mate, here's hoping we get to see Celestia cuddling human's like no tomorrow :pinkiehappy:

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What's this doing on the front page?

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This story's pretty adorable and funny, I'd be surprised if it DIDN'T make it onto the front page :moustache:

So what now? Anti-Cuddle Resistance?

I didnt laugh. I didn't guffaw. I didn't bust a lung. None of that.
I giggled like a lil' kid. :pinkiehappy:

Many kudos, Tux, it's rare for someone to do that to me by writing.

I, for one, welcome our new cuddly overlords.

Its a nice mix of epic, scary, funny, silly and adorable. Love it.

That music lasted exactly the length of the story. I have a lucky reading speed.
Anyway, this story seems interesting, but I'd like to see some more graphic, uncensored cuddling action.
And speaking of which, it occurs to me that the dragons, minotaurs, and griffons may face a little more difficulty than the ponies.

===BREAKING NEWS: DRAGONS DESCEND ON TOKYO ===

"Do not run, humans; we wish to love you!"
"Your artillery only makes our hugs harder!"

MY MIND CANNOT COPE WITH ALL THE SNUGGLING! AHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm astonished that Celestia summoned the dragons and not, say, the breezies... I mean, while breezies are adorableness made fae, anything cuddled by a fully grown dragon tends to go squish.

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Luckily, the Japanese had prepared for exactly this occasion.

4173649 You forgot the many giant robots that have defended Japan over the decades and continue to do so. One of the current giant robots is a walking trainbow.
news.tokunation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2013/12/Trainbow.jpg
There's also warriors who have fruit themed armor.

Overall, I'd say Japan is quite well defended, and will probably be the last country to fall to the Cuddle Crusade.

We must fight them with power equal to their own!
Soon, they shall be bear-hugged with the might of big friendly Canadians with fluffy arm hair!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

cuddlapocalypse :pinkiehappy:

A pony take over cuddle attack? OK. Its paltonic cuddling for fun time!!!!!!

That was funny, but can you write an omake version that shows what would really happen?

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Thing's get dark real quick, so no omake version.


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Gwuaaaah Poneeee desu kawaaii

Japan is already ours.

epic music, epic story and omg the minotaurs and russians hugging would be awesome

"RUN IVAN RUN"

"CAN'T TOO MUCH CUDDLING"

"you are worthy of our hugs, do not fight worthy foes."

Huh, you know now the "apocalypse" isn't looking that bad. :pinkiehappy:

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