So, I died.
Apparantly, I was a sinner, so...
I work here now.
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oh boi
Jesus christ this isn't going to end well.
To the featured box you go! Come on now!
You know what I don't like?
One thousand word one shots.
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This is an exception. A very nice exception.
if this had more than one chapter, i can see everyone of the chapters ending with this one line.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, THAT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE, TWISTED THING I'VE EVER HEARD!
Should I continue this?
I've got several ideas.
And just like that, a million HiE fanboys cried out in agony, and just as suddenly, were all silenced.
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Pls do bby
Dear God, I need to find a church to repent in!
WHERE DO I SIN HARD ENOUGH TO GO HERE???????
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You already know the answer.
A like saves a life, after all.
And I don't have facebook. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If Steven Colbert is in there then I imagine from the pits of Hell, Trump is there as well.
Romans 3:23
Romans 3:10-18
Romans 6:23
Romans 5:8
Romans 10:9
Romans 10:13
Romans 5:1
Romans 8:1
Romans 8:38-39
My sanity.
I laughed. You can have this like and a fave.
I love this. Please continue.
This story should be rated “Teen”, instead of “Everyone”.
This is the most ineffective hell I've ever seen. Inmate bungles his escape, and as punishment he is shown the exit?
I don't know which is more impressive, that this fic made it to the front page, or that it only has one downvote at the time of this comment.
7105690 He "escapes" into the horror of being bound to a pony as a waifu. He most-certainly does not want a pony for a waifu, but in his haste to escape from the store, he condemned himself to this situation, and it horrifies him.
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What does this have anything to do with anything??
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But... that's such a first world problem. "In order to escape from an existence of eternal damnation and torment, I must live on an alien Eden and take an alien wife, said aliens having a human-like society and resembling sapient hooved kittens. OH WOE IS ME."
Ofc, I understand I'm taking this too seriously.
7105881 Two things:
1: To him, this may still be torment and damnation, albeit of a different variety.
2: Where's that quote from?
7105844 Just a guess, but if you look at the verses, they have to do with sin, damnation, forgiveness, and salvation. This story is based on the premise that the main character had been condemned to eternal suffering, and is now in what some may call paradise, while others (himself included) see it as the suffering bus just going down a different road with different scenery.
TL:DR
Quite a bit, actually.
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I love how I just pushed out a silly concept and you lot made it look brilliant.
I now think that authors are made into geniuses by the dear reader.
An infernal afterlife with stores where you can choose your very own waifu? Color me intrigued!
Now comes the Great Question: How long until he gets used to it?
Was laughing throughout the entire chapter...
untill I saw a note. For God's sake, joke or not, this stereotype is becoming more and more offensive.
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How can it be offensive when the country in question doesn't even exist anymore?
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Soviet Equestria is a stereotype? ...Really?
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Well, I don't know, maybe it's because some people respect the memory of it even if it's nonexistent.
I mean, would you laugh at something that you respect when some "troll" decided to create a "meme" out of it that will mock the said something? Well I certainly wouldn't!
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Be serious for a moment and stop mocking it!
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I don't much care for those Soviet stereo types; they always break. Sanusi, however, is a great stereo type.
7106003*Bow deeply with an over-dramatic flourish* I'm glad to have been able to be of service. That may be true, but the reader first needs something to read and react to, without the author there is nothing; 'tis a symbiotic relationship of sorts.
Hah!
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The USSR is certainly deserving of critical analysis and its place in history, but it was an oppressive autocratic regime which fell far FAR short of its revolutionary ideals. So... blanket respect, it does not deserve.
You'll notice that the meme usually parodies the USSR's overbearing totalitarian tendencies; that's not a lie! It's not as if we're denying that the USSR was ahead of the USA in the Space Race until the last 10 feet.
i.imgur.com/dMK2UR6.jpg
And I'll stab you with a knaifu.
Soviet or not, I wish to read MOAR.
My supposition is that he was in fact in some sort of Limbo... not good enough for upstairs, not bad enough for downstairs, just kind of lame. And he apparently signed some kind of contract, probably pending his eventual release, either to upstairs or for a retry. His lack of memory was probably part of the contract for some reason, possibly some kind of magic NDA. His getting kicked out with no attention paid was probably because the boss didn't really give a damn and could find some other loser in a few minutes anyway. He might've even been nearing the end of the contract and his boss sending him back up would've been harder than tossing him out with a waifu, thus why the boss set it up so he'd be more likely to break the contract like that before completing it.
Of course, my actual guess is that the author is making it up as he goes along and probably won't ever explain the actual details of the Waifu and Husbando Emporium in favor of more awkward romantic shenanigans.
Hrm, you know, that brings to mind an amusing possible ending. The boss' bosses were fine with the lame soul getting a waifu because he wasn't happy with it and thus still serving his time. But when he finally caves and is happy, they'll demand he go fetch Nate and drag him back to Limbo. To which the boss tells them where they can shove it, not because he particularly cares but because that's Twilight motherfucking "OP" Sparkle he picked. Plus, he'd be friends with Pinkie by that point and that's why Equestria universes are hands off. Naturally, they don't listen and go after him. To their regret. Bonus Points: They actually tell Nate what he was guilty of and it's just so amazingly lame/silly that Twilight, who was bracing herself to hear all about his dark (exciting bad boy) past... is just so massively unimpressed that she tries to shoo them away with a broom to express just how unimpressed she is with their reasoning.
I shouldn't comment when I'm tired...
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Spoiler alert: He's still in hell.
7102384 Yes! The idea of an HiE fic involving someone forced by powers beyond imagining or comprehension to essentially be married to Twilight against his will is hilarious!
Wow that was a long sentence
One thing though: obtain an editor. I saw quite a few minor, and I guess excusable, errors, but also two major ones, involving an absolute train smash of a non-sentence in one case. Just some advice
Heck, I might even give it a go myself if you don't already have someone else
7115722 This. This is my favorite type of comment
I've realised something: Those customers either:
took their waifus with them to the eternal afterlife and had to explain to a highly distraught pony (or a pissing-his-pants laughing Stephen Colbert) that they are a copy of a character and were obtained from a purgatory punishment store that sells popular waifus and husbandos and were now bound to eternally love their purchaser
OR
Were teleported with their chosen waifu/husbando to a duplicate of the chosen's universe. The first is acceptable, this option means there are now an inordinate number of Equestrias floating about the space-time continuum. That volume of Pinkie Pie is NOT conducive to a stable establishment of the fabric of the universe!
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Think of it this way; we all unconciously went to the Waifu and Husbando Emprorium at some point or another. All the protagonists you ever saw in a Human in Equestria story also probably visited the Emporium.
7421102 Except for the non-romance ones...
I need a gif for my face here, my whole view of romantically involved HiE fics has forever changed and will now always bring my mind back to the purgatory HaW store
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Or else it's the writers picking a waifu (or worse, multiple waifus) for their character/s.
7424052 why there is no update?
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I have no idea how to proceed from here.
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In Capitalist America, bread line wait for you
7815105
You have your update now.
brb sinning
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i see this and raise you-
This
Brb needs to go lust over a neighbour's stuff.