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Zamairiac


I'm a Royalty X Human romance writer, with little to no exceptions. So don't expect me to write Pony x Pony anytime soon.

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Random Alert! Don't take this story seriously!

Welcome everyone!

Ever wondered what would happen if Ponies took over the world with cuddles?

Ever wondered what Celestia and Tobias got up too after the chronicle ended, or maybe even Richard and Chrissy in-between the Acts?

Then this should probably satisfy all of those desires. So if you're here to read about warm, soft, loving, tender and affectionate snuggly goodness, then you've come to the right fic!

Enjoy, and stay snuggly!

Requests are accepted. Some chapters will contain some dark elements, but not enough to warrent a tag

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Comments ( 102 )

If you take over equestria I will be forced to cuddle you, no mercy for you.

Oh, you evil genius.

Starred, upvote. New chapter plz.

This kind world take over of humanity isn't so bad.

Not like those other fan fictions... you know ones I mean.

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Yup, I decided to do something similar...but in a way people wouldn't get sick at :derpytongue2:

Comment posted by RainbowDragon deleted Aug 12th, 2014

Well, that was kinda freaky.
Wonder who will be next.

Edit - Here is a funny idea.
Nothing Is Set in Stone verse, Alex and Shining drunk bro pseudo gay cuddle nap, which Cadance takes a picture of to blackmail them with, and the obligatory freak out when they wake up.

This was silly and very well written. I see that NMM and Chrysalis tag!

Comment posted by Zamairiac deleted Aug 12th, 2014

We need to get this to the featured box ASAP!

WHO'S WITH ME?:pinkiehappy:

Ps. I need more

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Should be very hilarious.

We could of been the most powerful race in the galaxy but no we had to be defeated by unfathomable cuteness :ajsleepy: I dont know whether to be awed or terrified

Here's an idea

We have the mother (Faust) of Celestia and Luna who visits the only human in equestria after he saves her daughters from a pack of timberwolves and Faust decided to reward the human with her holy snuggles.

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It shall be done! :trollestia:

I have to wonder why the hell ponies came to earth in this story, probably not as conquerors since they were pretty benevolent minus the small rapeyness their cuddles were at first.

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They came to bring bliss to humanity.

Remember, there are no Princesses in this. Just the herd, with Celestia as their mother.

And Eric's apparent cuddlepony :trollestia:

4839259 I'd hate to see her body after all the births then!

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:ajbemused:

You take things way too seriously. Mother as in head of the herd, not the actual mother :trollestia:

sooo.... in this universe, cuddling is the equivalent to constant orgasms?

LOL! I loved this story, it was hilarious!:rainbowlaugh:

will you ever make one when a human denies it?
:ajbemused:

Love it, love it, LOVE IT! :pinkiehappy: :heart:

This is funny, but after reading it. There's not really much left.:applejackunsure:
You can talk about the others who tried to escape, but that it really.:twilightsheepish: Sorry, but the world has been cuddled! Not much left but to wait for old age and death.:pinkiecrazy:

:trollestia:"Then on to the next world!" Hahahahahahaha!

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They don;t die, bliss without end literally means bliss without end.

End = Death

4840658 Wow:twilightoops:!

Well, there could be worst ways to spend your time:twilightsheepish:. Eric, that luckily bastard!:trollestia:

do Scootaloo, I wonder how she would ask for a cuddle?:scootangel:

Wow... and I thought it was done for, but this was hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

Life needs more cuddly goodness like this.

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Huh...forgot about that fic to be honest :twilightsheepish:

It's been far too long since it was updated, not that I can talk in some cases :trollestia:

This is really really really good. So lovely. *cuddles* :pinkiesmile:
Your writing prowess is stunning.

I just worry that the next short story will be unable to recreate such brilliance.

Cutest. Apocalypse. Ever.

How about, Green power ranger and nightmarity?

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Eh, this isn't my cup of literary tea, to be honest -- don't get me wrong, it is fairly well-written, but I've never been a fan of the whole "ponies subjugating humanity/Earth" thing people have hard-ons for, benevolent or not.

You know, I've never seen a story where humanity mysteriously begin to purposely show up in Equestria for a benign reason -- no conquest, no sexual invasion, etcetera.

Ponies have no idea why these bipeds are doing the odd things they do, and it's freaking them out.

Um okay, that was something else.
Meh 7/10★

"You cannot run, you cannot hide, and you cannot escape. You WILL be snuggled, my little human. And I make it my personal, joyful mission to be the one who shall embrace you for eternity. Others have tried to resist, none have succeeded…none. Accept me, accept us, join us."

Makes me think of the Aparoids from Star Fox Assault.

Great one-shot. Though the ending was kind of weak because it didn't have the same momentum the rest of the story did.

Others have tried to resist, none have succeeded…none. Accept me, accept us, join us."

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"It's the beginning of the end for you, my little one. Resistance is futile.

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"Embrace me Eric," Celestia cooed, nuzzling my cheek. "Embrace me, accept me, love me. Love me as I love you."

Or, to put it in 5 words...

I have no idea how you come up with this but I like it. Cuddle apocalypse. :yay:

4849484 maybe in this story the ponies here are semi-parasites, thus kind of acting like Lisa's perpetual motion machine in The Simpsons. There's a battery which powers a piston which powers the battery, which then powers the piston........

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