• Member Since 24th Jul, 2013
  • offline last seen October 3rd

The Zealot


Ah shit, here we go again.

My Writing Career In A Nutshell

My Mad Ramblings
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Some Stuff About Me

My name: Zeratul
Age: Somewhere between 1 & infinity
Best Pony: Octavia
Worst Pony: Rarity
Theme Song: Digital Shadow
Favorite Anime: Hellsing Impure Souls
Favorite TV Show: Dr. Who
Favorite Cartoon:
Favorite Book: Ender's Saga
Favorite Manga: Love Hina
Favorite Video Game: Dark Souls
Favorite Pistol: Colt M1911A1 .45 ACP
Favorite Rifle: Mosin-Nagant
Favorite Hashtag: #BitchesLoveCannons

May God and Her Majesty be with you, amen.

Pursuer Status: Parried

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2128343

Might I suggest the following as the "theme song" for the Cheeki Breeki?

2128343

I don't think you understood what I was doing.

I was trying to say that fallout BOS is a helluva lot more realistic then the story about a bunch of man worshipping magic fearing genetubes.

But it seems you might have the will to write again so wewt

2127547 Fun, easy way to get rid of nasty Commissars! Grab yourself a copy of 'How Not To Die 1000 Stupid Deaths in the Imperial Guard' (Pretty easy to find, all things considered), take the cover slip off your Uplifting Primer, slide it over your new, very heretical book, toss it at a Commissar, wait for him to open it, and shout 'HERETIC!'

Guaranteed he'll be blasted to paste in 9.04 second.

Hmm fair point........claim a space marine is a heretic and they investigate the whole chapter.
Claim a space marine is in league with a traitor legion and they rip him apart.
Claim a steel brother is a heretic and they look at you like your a damn idiot before shooting at you cuz no shiny things.

2127013 Nah, nah, what you do is upgrade your rifle, get a high Guns skill in Vegas, craft yourself some Match Grade ammo, and then sneak-crit the fuckers.

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