• Member Since 24th Feb, 2012
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Butts Butts BUTTS!


* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...


... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.


Chapters (13)
Comments ( 1540 )

...There goes the rest of my Saturday night.

Thank you sir, for writing this. I read it before you posted it on here, and it was one of the stories (alongside "The Dresden Fillies" and "Cross and Arrow") that inspired me to write my own. I'm pretty sure you've heard that a lot, but I just wanted to say thanks. Keep on doin' whatever it is that you do!

I tried reading the entire fic in one sitting a long while back... I got to chapter 7 or 8 before I almost went comatose from reading so much.

wait......is this what i think it is :rainbowhuh:...............OMG IT IS!:pinkiehappy:

Ha ha FINALLY you bring this to FiMFiction! Nice to see you here Lafter.

Oh! It's here! Good to see my favorite HiE on fimfiction.

424389 Thanks, Babe! It's been a wild ride at EQD, but it's time to expand! :D

I want to have your babies lafter, laws of nature be damned to hell! This is the best story ever written in the history of the universe. Right, like I'm a good judge what with the shit I write

YAY Another epicosity has joined us!

Need to read this... And I shall

I see you added dat romance tag:ajsmug:. Now, how about a Hoorah for one of the best/most popular fics of the fandom! Hip, hip, HOORA-:yay:...

Oh yes:yay: yes:rainbowkiss: YES. :raritystarry:
Insta-fave and thumbs-up.
Great to see you on the site CardsLafter.

YAY:yay::yay: I finnally dont have to keep checking EQD for updates!

Well well, look who it is, good to see you here Lafter. Welcome.
Heh, wonder if the comments on here will get as crazy as they did on EQD...
Either way, we now have another legendary author here.

So it has come here now. Well I'm gonna love seeing how many comments this has by the morning :pinkiehappy:

Well, well, well. It certainly has changed since I read it last time. But no matter. It is still as funny as it was then.

You know what you must do, Lafter. Keep up the work.

Ha! Finally put it up here. Let's see if they're ready for you :rainbowkiss:

And just when my story was nearing the featured spot :ajbemused:


Glad to see it's finally up here, this is possibly the best fic I've ever read

I knew this story was win because of the description. Well delivered, I am satisfied.

FUCK YA! Glad to see it's finally up :D

424504 Awww. D: I didn't mean to ruin anypony's day... I just wanted to start fresh somewhere. Apologies!!!

I noticed that this is almost completely re-written, just like you said you would do. The updated humor makes it completely relateable to the recent chapters, and I like that. Nice bro.



*begrudgingly gives free like for effort*



Burninating the countryside,

Burninating the villains,

Burninating all the bad ponies!

And their thatched-roof cottages!
Thatched-roof cottages!

Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos

It's like Lafter versus Stoic over here

Go Lafter!

Go Lafter!!

Lafter wins!!!

When all the land is in ruins

And burnination has forsaken the countryside

Only one guy will remain

My money's on



And the Firewall comes in the night . . .

*falls over*

Sweet Celestia, I need cupcakes after that... :pinkiehappy:


Hey is this just a reposting of the original or the infamous rewrite/revision?

424528 :twilightsmile:


:3 I'm certain you'll make it to the featured anyway! It's not like this is anything new, just a silly rehash of existing content. :pinkiehappy:

Best of luck to ya! :yay:


I actually love the original, its so entertaining to read and it gave me tons of laugh, with dose of various other emotions.

Lafter, put up BOTH version- original and rewrite! I would also like the original version to be continued, I don't know how to feel about the rewrite, it feels like all sudden it got little too serious.

This is I-BENNY-I on DA by the way!


I'm not sure whether to be happy to see him rework the old stuff, or incredibly sad because of how long we will have to wait for a resolution after that last damn cliffhanger. :rainbowlaugh:

edit: That last one was pure evil on your part Lafter.

Oh cards, stop scaring me like that. I knew I'd read this story before, but I thought it was on Fimfiction too. I got all confused and annoyed before I realized what's going on.

Well, actually, when I first saw it I was thinking more along the lines of "Didn't this story get finished months ago?"


Well, keep in mind, the earlier the chapter the more it needs work.
That latest chapters (which are longer) will not really need much at all so it's not THAT great a delay.


I was totally a jerk for that!

Seriously, you had to wear thermal-protection from fear of burning up on atmospheric re-entry! It was that high of a cliff hanger!

... ... And I'm not sorry. >:3

Godprincess Lafter has finally come. All rejoice that this is here, for it is awesome. It matters not how long the revision will take, for I will wait, even if it means waiting until the end of time./asskiss :rainbowkiss: . Okay, in all seriousness, this here is a good fic, and is basically what inspired me to write fics myself, even if mine are more trollfic than anything else.

424604 I believe this song will fit you:

I am an a$$hole
I am an a$$hole
I am SUCH an a$$hole
Look at me

Bonus points if you're taking down Bullet Bills while singing this.


I do believe I require a new set of undergarments...and a new carpeting...and new wallpaper cause my pants exploded with joy. Also need a new ceiling.

Pardon my ignorance, but why are you rewriting the story?


You see, Cador_2004, I started this fic about six months ago.

During the first six or so first chapters, I was a borderline alcoholic. And I did a terrible job of writing fanfiction back then. Not only that, but I didn't give a damn where the story was going. I just wrote. Like a baws.

However, I still had a knack for humor. :o So people still read that garbage and loved it like a three-legged, hairless puppy with a tendency to shiver and twitch. Why? I don't know. It was awful.

Fast forward to chapters 7-12, I had... realized that a lot of people were entertained by my efforts at comedic writing. This made me feel better about myself. Made me drink less and start to give the fiction some serious thought as I wrote it.

Then by the time I get to chapters 13 and 14, I know exactly where I want the story to go and how to get it done! But there was one problem.

My foundation. I looked back at all the chapters. Nearly one-hundred and fifty-thousand words of lesser quality writing. It made me... ... nostalgic and irritable. I knew I could do better.

So here I am. Rewriting the whole damn thing for everypony! Myself included! It's both a point of pride, and a reminder to myself just how much I've improved! That, sir, is worth it! And I want everypony to love and read it!

... ... :fluttershysad: Y'know... If you want to... That is. :unsuresweetie:

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