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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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A 'Human in Equestria' story, but reversed.
And by that, I do not mean 'a pony in the human world'.
A human is in Equestria Equestria is in a human!

A quick one-shot. Hopefully it will entertain you a little.
It could have been made longer and more involved, but there wouldn't be much point to that.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 287 )

3887441
Yeah... my one-shots have been getting kinda weird lately.

When I saw the title, I spat out my drink and had to clean my computer. :rainbowlaugh:

Just reading the title, I was chucking "to the feature box!"

I saw this pop up on my notifications and nearly choked on my Doritos at the title. Must read!

This was amazing. :rainbowlaugh:

Boy, am I glad I caught this one in the new column!

what the hell did he eat to make equestria grow inside him, and where can I get some?

3887519

Why do you want an entire world to appear inside of you? That's dangerous!

3887469
Sorry about that! :twilightblush:

3887487
I really don't expect this one to gather too much excitement... but hey, who knows?
(And this is exactly the kind of fic that people trying to publish good stories complain about taking up feature box slots!) :rainbowlaugh:

3887491
The intended reaction exactly! ^.^

3887493
Thanks! :twilightsmile:

3887494
I'm glad you did, too. :raritywink:

3887519
Probably something he ate at the Chinese buffet on 4th street. :twilightoops:

3887557
Not too dangerous.
Mr. Bennet is expected to make a full recovery.

3887563
Ah, finally, I get that gif used on me. :yay:
This is a good day.
(And that gif comes from one of my favorite movies. ^.^)

CHUUUUUUURCH!

3887644 Red vs. Blue. Season 9 plot twist.

Well all I have to say about this is my reaction to this part.

She had a sudden desire to flee, but she didn't know where she could go to be safe from an earthquake.

*Sigh* "Come on Fluttershy, you're a pegasus! Go up!"

She sighed. Of course. She was a pegasus; she had the perfect way to escape earthquakes...

"There you go! Now don't you feel silly."

This was the conversation I had with my computer screen while I read this story, that is all.

Humans are Cthulhu.

Weird, but also funny.

I wonder what's going to happen to the ponies now?

If the planet is fist size than they must be microscopic, I hope they don't get thrown out. :twilightoops:

3887642 mfw finished reading this story

3887600 I live on 4th st! Litterly.

Glad to see someone else trying to REALLY do something different with the HiE trope. I salute you good sir/madam. :rainbowdetermined2:

Such a simple idea it's hard to believe no one thought of it before. Nice job.

You put this in two categories in "Short Stories." Which would you prefer it in?

Also, the doctor set the planet down? I can only assume he just crushed a society of talking kangaroos.

3887651
Indeed.
She will be forgotten.

3887966 You stop that right now.

3887976
Stop what?
"I forget." what we were talking about.

3888051
Mwuhahahaha!
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3888140 I think you messed that up...

3888142
Fixed. I wanted it to start right before he was talking to himself, but fimfic wouldn't let me.

Sir, I think I have aliens living in my chest.

3887651
Oh.

3887652
:twilightsmile:

3887655
Very in character, I thought.

3887661
:rainbowlaugh:

3887664
I'll leave it to the other illustrious writers here to possibly write a sequel.

3887668
Ah, makes sense then. ^.^

3887673
Is there a Chinese restaurant there?

3887684
It's definitely different! ^.^

3887728
Yep, pretty much the reaction I was going for.

3887842
I know, right?
When I thought of it, I just knew I had to write it.

3887896
Yeah, my one-shots have been getting weird lately, huh?

3887932
Oh, sorry. Just leave it in whichever one you think fits best.

3887944
Probably. :facehoof:

3887966
3887976
:facehoof:
You know, you two... PM's are a thing.

3888373
Indeed

3888550
You might be right! ^.^

3888704 Your Sea Swirl is sexy. Not as sexy as Octavia of course, Octavia is my waifu and always will be. :heart:


Weird comment for the weird story. :trollestia:

3888750
Seafoam (Sea Swirl) is best background pony! :twilightsmile:
(Octavia is too popular to count as a background pony.)

3888784
:rainbowkiss: Just what I was hoping for.

3888822 Octavia's popular, but nowhere near that of Lyra, Bonbon, or the others, hell even Vinyl has like one and a half times as much fanart and fiction as her.

She is still very much background pony, particularly when she's only been in two episodes in the entire show. While Sea Swirl has been in most of them.

But if you want best unpopular background pony it's Lemon Hearts. :moustache:

3888841
Fine.
:ajbemused:
Sea Swirl is best pony out of ponies who don't have fimfic character tags.
:moustache:

3888862 Sea Swirl has a character tag I think, Lemon Hearts I know doesn't.

Well the ideas sure hasn't been done and i msut say brovo *slow clap here*

3888875
Nope, she doesn't have a tag. I checked.

3888904
Thanks! :twilightsmile:

3888938 *Looks* Oh, it was Sparkler... damn nearly identical ponies. :trixieshiftleft:

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