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Goldenwing


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Fluttershy comes to Twilight to tell her about a strange dream she had, where the sky was cut open by giants and Equestria was crushed.

Twilight debates over the proper titling of some pages in her notepad.

((Inspired by Equestria In Human by Ocalhoun!))

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Comments ( 49 )

>tfw you realise what those white things are :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
*favs*

batran #3 · Feb 7th, 2014 · · 2 ·

Equestria in Human fic lol.

Well, that was .. interesting. :rainbowwild:

'Like'-worthy, though.

That ending made me laugh so hard.:rainbowlaugh:

Don't know if trolling, or just genius.

Or both.

Um, well, I'm out...

:pinkiehappy:
Well, whadda we got here?

I thank you, good sir, for this sincerest form of flattery. :twilightblush:

*after reading*
Okay.
:trixieshiftleft:
:trixieshiftright:
Who impregnated Equestria?

holy shit. Giant sperm raining from sky, now ive heard everything

um, *blinks* :twilightoops: what?

Equestria is best egg cell.

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I'm pretty sure it was Mr. Bennet. That dog! :raritywink:

That's... rather dark, actually.

Still, an excellent story.

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I'm a dark writer at heart, through and through.

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I really don't think I can do anything else.

Why do I get the feeling another crazy fandom is in the works?

*Realizes what the white things were* ...Yep, I need brain bleach now.

Well.... Umm... :derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpyderp1::derpyderp2:

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Of course now someone has to write one where Equestria is the guy's heart or something.
The image of a beating planet-heart is now implanted in your head. You're welcome. Hey, you know, all those fics that talk about ley-lines, which are like magic veins and arteries that pulse with life... it could be done. Hell, it could be done in a non-dark manner, although a certain amount of dark shall always remain because of precedent.

It's just a trend, it's just a trend, it'll be over before you know it, dear god please let it end...

Apocalypse by Sperm.

I like it.

We need merchandise.

I propose T-shirts depicting ponies being assaulted by ravenous sperm.

It's a flawless plan.

You get a like. :moustache:

I...I don't.............
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*reads description*
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SEID IHR DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DER JAGER

I just realized that Celestia and Luna are the x chromosomes.

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...Oh my God, you're right.
*CRUSHED BY SPERM CELL*

Death by creation!
Genius!

This wasn't dark. Just funny as hell. Death by sperm rain is definitely a new one, I'll give you that.

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Well if you consider that the ponies are basically like nutrients in the egg cell, being absorbed to feed the growth of the baby against their will...


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You're a clever one.

Why did Equestria go from being the egg cell to the eyeball?

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When an egg cell becomes a baby, it multiplies many many times to get the necessary amount of cells for a child, but I don't think there's any one specific spot where the original cell actually resides, especially since most cells die pretty quick. So why not?

To be honest though, it's mostly for the sake of the plot.

3916187 Fair enough, I suppose. Entertaining read all the same.

3916138 That is not very dark in my book, granted that book is the necronomicon but still.

....................................wat?

In the words of Grunkle Stan: well, that happened.

This thing. I read it. It made me chuckle. It was a weird chuckle.

I will now leave. :pinkiesick:

I'm going to expand on this story.
I have so many ideas for characters, locations, events....
I hope I have your blessing.

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Go ahead,bro. Just don't forget the original story was ocalhoun's!

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The first in the chain shall be honored.

Equestria: "What's a place like me doing in a girl like this?"

I'm sorry. You've left me no choice.

And I try to make a princess...

wlam #47 · Oct 20th, 2016 · · 1 ·

I hope this becomes a trend.

I'm rather hoping it doesn't. Brr.

About halfway through the story, I realized what was going on.

Da fuq.

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