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Goldenwing


"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

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Tempest Shadow sometimes wonders what her place is at Beanis Inc. If she was pressed to give it a job description, it would probably come out as "whatever Twilight and Wallflower need me to do." So when Twilight approaches her with the opportunity to manage her own new department, she jumps at the chance.

All she has to do is solve the minor issue of digital piracy.


A lovingly crafted entry into the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

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Comments ( 14 )

Damn, son. You make me want to up my game for my next entry! =D The fight reminded me of that "Whose Line is it Anyway" game where the players read off strips of paper and recite them aloud. XD

Solid, solid first outing!

She was in the big leagues now. Management. There was no time for understanding what she had to do, as long as she was willing to do it.

Yup, sounds like management to me.

“Stop! You’ve violated digital rights!” Tempest raised an open palm, putting as much managerial command in her voice as she could. “Pay the corporation a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!”

"No one breaks intellectual property law in my town!"

In all, a brilliant and thrilling addition to the BCU, especially how you handled Celaeno knowing too much. Thank you for it.

Comment posted by unfortunately yiff deleted Jan 4th, 2019
R5h
R5h #4 · Jan 4th, 2019 · · ·

I really enjoyed this! I like how EQG Tempest is now in the same position that movie Tempest is in: deceived into serving an evil overlord. Very neat!

The Deep Lore grows

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As foretold by the Prophecy!

finally read this. and wow, this was great!

as for celaeno, it's hard to say who's right. clearly some of her situation was her own fault- no one was forcing her to do the things she did, she made the choice. on the other hand, beanis corporate policies didn't help. on the other other hand, twilight's end goal is completely altruistic and her policies are just ensuring she gets there as quickly as possible. but of course, midnight is in her head and midnight isn't quite so... good.

also, poor flash. i think this is the most he's been abused in any one story.

Okay, let's get started on this one.

And done. This was really well handled!

Tempest Shadow sometimes wonders what her place is at Beanis Inc. If she was pressed to give it a job description, it would probably come out as "whatever Twilight and Wallflower need me to do."

You couldn't swing Grubber so you made Tempest a gofer. :twilightsmile:

And now that I've actually read the story... I'm leaving the previous comment because the joke was too good to let facts get in the way. Still, Captain Celaeno is best Jasper Batt Jr. Not that there's much competition given that Batt was deliberately the worst in every possible way for metafictional reasons, but still.

...Beanis is weird.

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