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I'm rather clever.

This new update is retarded but at least I have chicken.

Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. - Lev Grossman, TIME magazine

Things Mom Wouldn't Be Proud Of


alive · 9:58am Oct 29th, 2016

hory shet its been a while
i've got unread chapters from fucking december

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A Short List Of My Sexual Partners Since 1893

I shouldn't have to point out that I'm not misanthropic, homophobic, sexist, racist, or any other -ic or -ist words you can think of.

I'm highly egotistical and will tear apart any story for the most minor (or imagined) flaws. No, I won't go easy on new writers. If my review seems insulting, it's probably just because you're an idiot.

No, I honestly don't care about your opinion on whatever travesty Hasbro is trying to sell now. Stop complaining.

It's been said that those who can't make, critique. True, and I bet you voted for Hitler.

I hate everyone, some less than others.

My entire schtick is sex and sarcasm.

Now will you please stop comparing me with Hitler, I'd prefer either Pol Pot or Chairman Mao.

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Your gone forever

*checks wristwatch*
*Looks rather accusingly at the lack of comments to be found*
*boards submarine*

I wasn't following you before? I swear I followed you at some point.

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