hory shet its been a while
i've got unread chapters from fucking december

It's a day late, but still.

Unless writing him EXTREMELY out of character, he only really works as a villain because, frankly, that's what he is.

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What if I told you I'm Pen Stroke and I created this alt account to escape the horrors of the Past Sins fandom? What if told you I enjoy urethra sounding and dressing as an older woman to pick up men, including a number of underage boys? Would I still be the autistic writer of a mediocre slashfic? Well yeah, but as an accomplished writer of pony shit, you should know better.

... Yeah.

I'd just like to point out a few tropes that I hate and hope to avoid in any future stories:

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I know, I've been promising a sequel or continuation of this story for a long time, but I'm afraid it will never come to fruition. No, not because of my constant burning procrastination.

Why do you not are writing! Start being write!

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Shit, it's 2014 now. My new year's revolution is to get off my ass and do something interesting. I'll take my savings and go on a tour of the world. I'll form a band and get famous. I'll become a gunslinger and travel the west righting wrongs and triumphing over evil. I'll write a Great American Novel. I'll... Sit around fapping to horses. Damn, I really need to get my shit together.

But enough of my depressing life. This is the goddamn new year.

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Ahem.

Power Rangers reference, Spike is Snarf from Thundercats, the villain is the Joker, Applejack looks kinda like Deadpool, Flutterhulk, Pinkie is from Tron, I'm gonna stop before this gets out of hand.

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Miss Harshwhinny speaks in Epic Face.

What are horses in the MLP universe? Are they some sort of evolutionary relative, like humans and monkeys?

Rainbow: "You're throwing away your scooter?!"
Me: "Scootaloo's got a house?!"

How does that scooter even work, anyway? The handlebars aren't connected to the front axle!

Yep, those are totally the CMC's singing voices there.

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I just thought I'd say I'll also be making use of the sequel tagging feature in the near future.

We've been through the desert.

How do you feel about snow?

... Writing a new story, when suddenly I realized that I'd spent the past four hours playing Doom.

Well isn't that just the festering llama droppings placed in my coffee mug in a misguided attempt to be ironic.

Anyway, I'm writing something new now. It's only the second worst thing anyone ever thought of, so I'm confident it'll be moderately popular.

Assuming I ever finish it.