The future of Red, White, and Blueblood · 7:41pm Apr 1st, 2014
I know, I've been promising a sequel or continuation of this story for a long time, but I'm afraid it will never come to fruition. No, not because of my constant burning procrastination.
Why do you not are writing! Start being write!
Because I discovered God. Two weeks ago, I was in a hotel room in New Brunswick, and, in my boredom (Maritime provinces haven't heard of TV), I pulled out the Gideon's bible and started reading. It changed my life forever.
Beneath the loving, seminude body of Jesus, I have forever left this disgusting degeneracy behind, and found love in His holy embrace. I will never again be enslaved by the 'bisexual' lie. I only like women. No men. Never again.
Here's some statistics that helped me make the right choice.
1. Fully 100% of all criminals today are homosexuals.
2. Men, even homosexuals, never submit to bisexuality unless seduced by drugs.
3. Gays cannot marry because they don't have ring fingers.
4. People with brown eyes do not have a brown eye.
5. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny features a homosexual demon.
6. All demons are homosexuals.
7. Sex is for breeding purposes only
8. America needs more Fred Phelps
9. Cuddling is disgusting. Who would ever want to be held in the strong embrace of a chiseled bodybuilder, face nuzzled against his smooth pecs, listening to the sounds of each other's breathing while he softly strokes your hair? Are you some kind of fucking degenerate?
This diagram offers the following reasons why Demisexuals, hadrosexuals, kliptosexuals, and all other non-heterosexuals are to be destroyed on sight.
I'm sorry, it's my God-given duty to free you from these bonds of damnation.
John 4:8 For His disciples had gone away into the city to buy food.
Job 39:5 Who hath loosed the bands of the wild ass?
Rather than writing more of this gay drivel, I am instead writing a story about the glory of God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost. It's called Red, White, and Hayzus H. Christ.
lol its day of fooling in april an i hav bamboozled youall
Oy. I came >< that close to blocking you, before I happened to catch some of the following paragraphs in my peripheral vision. I thought you'd turned into another crazed cultist. There are too many of those in reality. Dealing with them here is just too much.
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Those statistics were too hilarious and got so out there that they kind of gave it away. Still you had me somewhat disappointed there at the start of the post. Glad to see there may still be additional chapters to be looking forward to ^^