Annoying things · 12:09am Jul 4th, 2014
What if I told you I'm Pen Stroke and I created this alt account to escape the horrors of the Past Sins fandom? What if told you I enjoy urethra sounding and dressing as an older woman to pick up men, including a number of underage boys? Would I still be the autistic writer of a mediocre slashfic? Well yeah, but as an accomplished writer of pony shit, you should know better.
... Yeah.
I'd just like to point out a few tropes that I hate and hope to avoid in any future stories:
1. Princess Celestia dislikes the nobility.
2. The nobility is greedy, decadent, useless, and don't know their place.
3. Fancy Pants is the only good noble who is kind and caring and donates to the poor and helps baby seals and has a cool mustache so stop telling me to shave it you asshole go suck a faggot nigger cock u fuktard
4. Prince Blueblood is either a dumb playboy or a scheming villain.
5. Pointless Doctor Who references
6. Not featuring an out-of-nowhere gay sex scene between King Sombra and a time traveling Big Macintosh.
2) But the Nobility [at least from what we see from Jet Set, Upper Crust, and Bluey] is 90% trolls and retarded mouth breathers.
3) The reason he does that is because he learned from Al Copone. Give freely to charity, and put on a good face and you can get away with anything. Not to mention that Charities are tax deductible [and helping a baby seal to a plate slathered with steak sauce is a very good dead].
4) Dumb maybe not, but he is a troll and a total twat.
5) Gah! I know right?
6) *brain broke* I would totally read that. Not much into M/M shipping, but Sombra and a time traveling BM [especially if he time travles through the consumption of alcohol] would be interesting.
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2. Exactly why I think turning them into a 'deadly decadent court' is a terrible idea. It goes against everything portrayed in the show, and really doesn't seem like something Celestia would tolerate.
4. He just likes to annoy gold diggers. Is that really so wrong?
6. Don't worry, I'm sure we can incorporate it into the next chapter of Golden Wings. Just normal Scootadoption, nothing unusual, when suddenly... Mac gasped at the sight of Sombra's bladed demon cock. "That ain't goin' up MAH backside!" He shouted. The slave's eyes grew wide as Mac hid behind him, twirling him around to present his anus to the king.
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2) The tropes setting has Equestria as more of a Standard Royal Court. They are self absorbed, petty, decadent, and prejudice [at least in the show, and only to those that are seem of "common stock", or "not insanely wealthy / connected". But that's for par]. So they do make good villians / protagonist, but I agree that they aren't quite Deadly Decadent Court.
4) Yes, especially since he's the one who initiated contact. Sure Rares made sure she could be seen, but didn't go to him personally. She waited for him to make the first move, and it all spiraled from there. Sure the show could show us a good side to him, but really all he was, was a way to show how much an ass nobility was [he even went so far as to insult AJ over being a commoner. A pony not associated with Rares want to net a stallion.]
6) What are you talking about. We all know Big Mac would be on top. With the mountainous wrath of his time traveling, Apple Whiskey boner, he's always on top.