Six hours ago, I was unable to sleep.
Six hours from now I'll be walking across a stage.
These events are related.

Wish me luck, won't you?

... You may be a terrible person, but so long as you click this link, I forgive you.

Well, I'm done. My first actual, serious, complete piece of fanfiction. You know, it's funny, as of two minutes ago when I updated it, there's not a single downvote. I expect that to change, of course, but I just thought it was worth pointing out.

Now then, the traditional after-story wordvomit.

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Whoop-de-doo, another year older, another year wiser, another year closer to dying.

I got money, because what do you get for the man who has everything?

I guess I'll stick it in my Everfree NW fund.

My shirt is open, my cravat untied, and there's not a drop of booze to be seen.

Happy birthday to mee, happy birthday to mee.

I guess I'll get back to writing now.

I hope so, because I wrote a story about gay horses and it would really be too bad if nobody ever read it.

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Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, a rich aristocrat met a poor farmer. Like in most fairy tales, they fell in love and lived happily ever after. That makes it seem rather boring, doesn't it? Well, the journey does tend to beat the destination.

Here ya go.

Whoop de doo, I've been on this site for a whole year.

Time was, I was gonna be a big-time writer. I was gonna be featured. I was gonna have hundreds of followers, fame and fortune, hot girls, fast cars, everything money can buy. But now look at me, a bum with nothing but a cancelled story and a few pity watches.

C'est la vie.

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I own this now. Kaboom.

I'm finally gonna finish Saint's Row 1. Let's just do this last Carnales mission... Dammit! Fuck! Piece of fucking horsecock bullshit cunt mother of a fucking whore

fatal error brain shutting down

This joke of a documentary should never have been made and frankly everyone who donated money should be ashamed.

Several months ago I called it a pointless waste of time and money and was harassed to no end for it

Now they're calling bronies pirates because they didn't manage to break even. No non-brony would watch this crap.

You can get the same feeling of smug satisfaction by sitting at your mirror jacking off.

I stand by my decision to pirate it.

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Alt. Title: M.A. LARSON IS THE BEST WRITER ON THE SHOW!

... Well that was awesome.

I mean it!

With the shortened season, they could only have a single-part finale. I think they did well.

"Twilight, my faithful student."

"Where... Am I?" Twilight asked, looking around at the bewildering swirl of colors and shapes.

"You are in the space between spaces, the land of nonexistence, from here you can see all of reality, in all it's terrible spender."

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I just thought I'd say, mohawks are very hard to do by yourself, and are generally a terrible idea anyways.

Still, it was this or a tattoo.

I may be an idiot.

I pirate everything, not due to lack of willingness to pay, but rather from my inability to pay.

I don't even have a bank account.

My laptop has hundreds of hours of movies and music.

I pirated the brony documentary.

It wasn't as good as all the hype.

I'm glad I didn't pay.

If you have a problem with that, you may kindly go fuck yourself.

That is all.